3/10
Is this movie a joke?
2 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I came on here expecting the film to be blasted by a movie going audience I normally agree with, to find this movie rated at a whopping 5.1/10.

I watched this movie with a bunch of Nicholas Cage fans, none of which has seen this movie yet (myself included). The entire time, we sat there in disbelief as a poor plot unraveled, acted out by a Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted era) voiced Nic Cage. Some moments, like Cage running down the street screaming, "I'M A VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE!!" or him catching and eating a pigeon had us questioning whether or not this movie was seriously released, and whether or not it was supposed to be taking itself seriously.

If you want to laugh at a now professional actor doing dumb things in a slow paced plot with random and confusing things happening in the background of every scene, make sure to watch Vampire's Kiss.

Also, take a minute to laugh at how funny Cage's hair is in this movie. Because it's hilarious.
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