Pufnstuf, oh Pufnstuf, You're our mate when things get rough You'll never run out of puff Even when the fans say you're smoking stuff You're our favourite dragon-like thing When we see you our hearts go 'ping' You're more legendary than Sting Bling bling bling, ching ching ching, Rah rah rah, blah blah blah. Witchipoo is a little brat, She's a notorious version of The Cat in The Hat, But you'll squash her in ten seconds flat, But I guess I'll do better since I'm really fat. Jimmy, Jimmy, my darling Jimmy, I would kiss you in a jiffy, I can't think of any more words to bloody well rhyme with this poem.
Oh, 10 out of 10.
Oh, 10 out of 10.