While watching 'Nine Deaths Of The Ninja, I kept trying to figure out whether this was some kind of parody or what, because.. I mean, who makes these films this bad? A group of gung ho American violence experts team up to rescue a busload of tourists from certain doom by uh... A wheelchair bound gay psycho and uh, Amazon woman. Ha ha! The American team don't need no stinkin police as they're well and capable to take care of the evil-doers all by themselves! This film is sexist, filled with awful dialog, inane and just plain dumb. But bonus points for the most laughable opening credits (that mix jazzercise with samurai) and Gay wheelchair psycho's pronunciation of harmed as Harm-Ed.
Review of Nine Deaths of the Ninja
