(Plot). NBC executives approach Jerry to write a sitcom pilot. George joins him in the venture and Pitches a show about "nothing". Crazy Joe Davolta stalks Jerry and Kramer. Newman uses Kramer as a witness to try to get out of a speeding ticket.
The Pitch&The Ticket are both Classic episodes that I love, as they crack me up every time I watch them!. One of the funniest moments in the film for me is when Kramer gets kicked in the had by Crazy Joe Davolta, and puts his pants on wrong, and only shaves one side of his face!, and this is extremely well written by Larry David and Directed by Tom Cherones, plus Jerry and George are so funny together in this one, they always are but especially this one!. It was also hilarious when Kramer puked on Susan, and this is also extremely well made as well, plus so many crazy things happen in this episode, as I can see why it's one of the most popular episodes in Seinfeld history!. It also has some pretty famous quotes, and Jerry's stand ups were especially hilarious here, plus the ending had me in stitches!. The court scene with Newman and Kramer is also a riot, as it's just hilarious when Newman lies,plus Heidi Swedberg(Susan) makes her 1st ever Seinfeld appearance here as she became one of the most famous Seinfeld characters ever!. The Pitch&The Ticket are both classic episodes, that I love, as they crack me up every time I watch them!, and I say if you haven't seen it, please do so immediately if your a Seinfeld fan you won't regret it!. ***** out of 5
Favorite quotes.
George: What did they do for toilet paper in the Civil War?. Jerry: Why?. George: I wonder what Toilet Paper was like in the 1860's, did they carry it in rolls, in there Duffel bags?. Jerry: Everything with you comes down to toilet paper. George: What?. Jerry: That's always the question with you, why is that always your focus?. George: Alright then what did they do?. Jerry: I don't know, maybe, they gave out big loose clumps to all the soldiers. George: I think it would be nice if there was some sort of Historical record for it. Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet paper Museum would you like that?,so we could see all the toilet paper advancements down through ages,toilet paper during the crusades, the development of the perforation, the 1st six-pack!.
(Geroge trying to spell Russell Dalrymple's(Bob Balaban's,name). Lady: Mr. Dalrymple your Niece is on the phone. Dalrymple: I'll call back. George: D-A-L-R-I-M-P-E-L?. Russell: Not even close. George: Is that with a Y?. Russel: No.
(Jerry answering phone): Hello?. Guy: Hi, would you be interested in switching to TMI long distance service?. Jerry: Oh Gee I can't talk right now, why don't you give me your home number, and I'll call you later. Guy: Uhh...I'm sorry but were not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Guy: No. Jerry: Well know you know how I feel *Hangs up*.
George: Story is the foundation of all entertainment,you must have a good story, otherwise it's just masturbation.
The Pitch&The Ticket are both Classic episodes that I love, as they crack me up every time I watch them!. One of the funniest moments in the film for me is when Kramer gets kicked in the had by Crazy Joe Davolta, and puts his pants on wrong, and only shaves one side of his face!, and this is extremely well written by Larry David and Directed by Tom Cherones, plus Jerry and George are so funny together in this one, they always are but especially this one!. It was also hilarious when Kramer puked on Susan, and this is also extremely well made as well, plus so many crazy things happen in this episode, as I can see why it's one of the most popular episodes in Seinfeld history!. It also has some pretty famous quotes, and Jerry's stand ups were especially hilarious here, plus the ending had me in stitches!. The court scene with Newman and Kramer is also a riot, as it's just hilarious when Newman lies,plus Heidi Swedberg(Susan) makes her 1st ever Seinfeld appearance here as she became one of the most famous Seinfeld characters ever!. The Pitch&The Ticket are both classic episodes, that I love, as they crack me up every time I watch them!, and I say if you haven't seen it, please do so immediately if your a Seinfeld fan you won't regret it!. ***** out of 5
Favorite quotes.
George: What did they do for toilet paper in the Civil War?. Jerry: Why?. George: I wonder what Toilet Paper was like in the 1860's, did they carry it in rolls, in there Duffel bags?. Jerry: Everything with you comes down to toilet paper. George: What?. Jerry: That's always the question with you, why is that always your focus?. George: Alright then what did they do?. Jerry: I don't know, maybe, they gave out big loose clumps to all the soldiers. George: I think it would be nice if there was some sort of Historical record for it. Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet paper Museum would you like that?,so we could see all the toilet paper advancements down through ages,toilet paper during the crusades, the development of the perforation, the 1st six-pack!.
(Geroge trying to spell Russell Dalrymple's(Bob Balaban's,name). Lady: Mr. Dalrymple your Niece is on the phone. Dalrymple: I'll call back. George: D-A-L-R-I-M-P-E-L?. Russell: Not even close. George: Is that with a Y?. Russel: No.
(Jerry answering phone): Hello?. Guy: Hi, would you be interested in switching to TMI long distance service?. Jerry: Oh Gee I can't talk right now, why don't you give me your home number, and I'll call you later. Guy: Uhh...I'm sorry but were not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Guy: No. Jerry: Well know you know how I feel *Hangs up*.
George: Story is the foundation of all entertainment,you must have a good story, otherwise it's just masturbation.