I was unlucky enough to catch this movie on sky a few night ago,i saw a few of those eighties ninja movies in my youth and in a generous and drunken nostalgic mood i thought that i would give it a try.That turned out to be a mistake because this movie is so awfully,shockingly,unbelievably bad that you will not be able to take your eyes off the screen,a 90 minute train wreck,wooden acting,lousy script,bad camera and sound work,rubbish editing,not to mention the not very convincing fights(this movie is even worse than that other Sho kosugi flic "Black Eagle") .And that opening sequence with Sho Kosugi doing that bit with his sword while those three bimbo"s dance around him,my God i would rather watch puppies being tortured.This movie only works if you get good and drunk before watching it and then take the mickey without mercy all the way through.A masterclass in how to get it wrong.
Review of Nine Deaths of the Ninja
