Something New (I) (2006)
6/10
If you can't relate then maybe you can empathize
3 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I have a confession to make. *takes a deep breath* I am not a professional black woman. I know that's a little hard for you to believe, but it's true. I don't know what it's like to be part of the 42.4% of black women who never get married. That's what the movie claims, and who am I to question those numbers? Combine that with the fact that this is a film directed, written, and produced by black women, and it's fairly safe to say that Johnny Betts isn't exactly part of the film's target audience.

Never underestimate the importance of connecting with your target audience. Black women in the theater were laughing, clapping, and amen-ing throughout the entire runtime. It was obvious they were watching characters they could relate to. I, on the other hand, would have felt like a bit of a poser had I joined in on the applause and shouts of "you go girl!" when Kenya finally ditched her weave.

However, that doesn't preclude me from finding something to enjoy here. Granted, Something New doesn't entirely live up to its name in regard to many standard elements of the romantic comedy, but it does offer a little something new concerning its lead characters. There isn't a plethora of interracial romantic comedies. And believe it or not, this approaches the subject just a wee bit more seriously than Ashton Kutcher's Guess Who. Shocking, I know.

The moral of this story is incredibly simplistic. Blair Underwood, doing his best impersonation of a new generation Billy Dee Williams, sums it up nicely, "Something New is about how you can't determine, define, or pinpoint who you're going to fall in love with. Can you throw your list out the window, throw caution to the wind, and follow your heart?"

Thankfully, for the sake of drama, the bootylicious Kenya (who has an equally killer smile) and Mr. Five-O'Clock Shadow Brian don't find it quite so simple to just follow their hearts. Otherwise, we'd have a five-minute movie. Kenya's mom, brother, and friends all agree that she needs to continue her search for the IBM. That's "Ideal Black Man" for those of you not as well-versed in the slang as I. Astute watchers of the romantic comedy should have no problems predicting how all this will end up, but the solid acting, credible chemistry, and sporadic laughs keep your interest until the end. Unless you instinctively hate all movies in this genre.

Does Something New offer something outrageously original, creatively clever, and uproariously hilarious? Nah. But it does offer a little something different than the "date movie" norm. No doubt this will appeal more to black women who may see a little of themselves in Kenya, but similar to a Johnny Betts movie review the movie maintains enough universal appeal to avoid exclusion. Just like Brian, some of us might not be able to relate, but we can empathize.
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