chao_san23 Review of Revenge of the Ninja

Revenge of the Ninja (1983)

Yet Another Cult Classic to show your friends

[10/10 · 12 January 2006]

I watch this movie religiously with my close friends. Several "household" quotes of ours come from this movie. "Count with me" followed by the wacky hypnotism hand movements performed by Braden. Hilariously funny to the point of absurdity. I'm not even gonna comment on the "artistic vision" plot, or storyline of the movie in that I didn't care for it....All I cared for was the amazingly bad acting that made such a great laugh out loud movie for me and my friends. DO NOT watch this movie and expect an edge of your seat thriller or a "how'd he do that" Karate movie...(Well...with the exception of the giant Indian jumping 5 stories and hitting the main character with a crate) Watch it for the sheer pleasure you get in pointing out the horrible acting to your friends and making fun of it for years to come..."We don't need the police...No..WE DON'T NEED YOU!"