10/10
A life altering experience...
17 November 2005
Warning: Spoilers
It all started when I turned 9 and was allowed to stay up past midnight and watch VHS movies with some friends...The previous day I had skulked the local video store and found a beat up half sun baked faded video named"Chinese Super Ninjas." All I can say is that title does not lie. Since then I've converted all my friends (and family) Into the glory that is "Wu dun ren shu."

Years later my wife even rented out the local Art House Theater and screened it for my 25th Birthday party. It was glorious, and I soon found myself in tears fighting life size projections of my personal heroes.

Who can forget?!?

"I've been poisoned, I can't use my powers for three months." "Don't do it! Losing is not unusual!" "I'm unworthy!" (Slices jugular with tinfoil axe)

The dirt (earth) ninjas The tree ninjas (the one in the McDonald's playground tree) The dripping thigh bacon (then stepping on it!) The wonderful Shaw gore, sets, and sound effects… And so much more

Story ** Cinematography * Entertainment ***** Lasting Impression *****
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