2 words: Lolita Lorre If there was ever a poll of the 10 most beautiful, sexiest actresses to only be in one movie, she would make the list.
Now if you find yourself watching a movie with bad acting, bad writing, bad music, and bad cinematography, you really can only hope for 2 things- lots of gore, or lots of nudity.
That's where lovely Lolita saves us. For those who care, I'll give a brief plot description(using actors names): Rachel Kelly, for little if any reason, comes to the suspect that her step-dad(David Brooks) is trying to kill her mother(Marie Masters). She turns out to be right, of course, and she also discovers, while following her step-dad, that he is cheating on her mother with Lolita Lorre. Rachel brings a camera to prove his infidelity, and thus we come to the movie's only saving grace.
In a fairly graphic scene, Rachel witnesses the cheating couple through the bedroom window having sex "doggy style". She takes a Polaroid of them, which obviously makes her presence known, ruining the best 20 seconds of the movie.
The aftermath of this does result in the funniest line in the movie however. As Lolita, David, and Rocco Sisto(playing Lolita's "brother"), search for Rachel, Rocco asks, "Which way did she go." Lolita's response, "I don't know. I was busy."
This line actually is funny on more than one level because minutes later we find out that Rocco is, in fact, Lolita's husband. Lolita is only sleeping with David so they can blackmail him once he's killed his wife. Rocco doesn't mind his wife performing her duties, in his bed, while he watches TV in the next room, so long as she doesn't "enjoy" it. One has to wonder about the day these 2 knuckleheads hatched this plan: Lolita- Honey, this rich guy I met said he'd kill his wife just to be with me. Rocco- Hmmm, maybe there's a way we can profit from this. Lolita- Well, I'm guess I can string him along, I am very sexy... Rocco- No no, go ahead and start sleeping with him. He might suspect something if you aren't putting out. But honey, promise me you won't enjoy it. That's crossing the line.
Lolita Lorre, one wonders what type of career you could've had if Cinemax existed back in your day. But your work will be remembered by at least one fan.
Now if you find yourself watching a movie with bad acting, bad writing, bad music, and bad cinematography, you really can only hope for 2 things- lots of gore, or lots of nudity.
That's where lovely Lolita saves us. For those who care, I'll give a brief plot description(using actors names): Rachel Kelly, for little if any reason, comes to the suspect that her step-dad(David Brooks) is trying to kill her mother(Marie Masters). She turns out to be right, of course, and she also discovers, while following her step-dad, that he is cheating on her mother with Lolita Lorre. Rachel brings a camera to prove his infidelity, and thus we come to the movie's only saving grace.
In a fairly graphic scene, Rachel witnesses the cheating couple through the bedroom window having sex "doggy style". She takes a Polaroid of them, which obviously makes her presence known, ruining the best 20 seconds of the movie.
The aftermath of this does result in the funniest line in the movie however. As Lolita, David, and Rocco Sisto(playing Lolita's "brother"), search for Rachel, Rocco asks, "Which way did she go." Lolita's response, "I don't know. I was busy."
This line actually is funny on more than one level because minutes later we find out that Rocco is, in fact, Lolita's husband. Lolita is only sleeping with David so they can blackmail him once he's killed his wife. Rocco doesn't mind his wife performing her duties, in his bed, while he watches TV in the next room, so long as she doesn't "enjoy" it. One has to wonder about the day these 2 knuckleheads hatched this plan: Lolita- Honey, this rich guy I met said he'd kill his wife just to be with me. Rocco- Hmmm, maybe there's a way we can profit from this. Lolita- Well, I'm guess I can string him along, I am very sexy... Rocco- No no, go ahead and start sleeping with him. He might suspect something if you aren't putting out. But honey, promise me you won't enjoy it. That's crossing the line.
Lolita Lorre, one wonders what type of career you could've had if Cinemax existed back in your day. But your work will be remembered by at least one fan.