Review of Wild Orchid

Wild Orchid (1989)
2/10
soft porn in a fantasy Rio de Janeiro
1 November 2005
beautiful naked women, beautiful naked men, beautiful Rio de Janeiro. what a shame to waste them on this grade-C exploitation.

Mickey Rourke as a character whose motivation is about as far-fetched, hard to swallow as can be imagined, so what can he do? he plays Mickey Rourke. Does it darn well too!

Add a series of coincidences only Hollywood could stand, an over-eroticized fantasy of a city that doesn't need any exaggeration to be super-erotic -- i9t's a real loser. If you have to watch this movie, turn the sound off and just watch the images, because the plot is mega-too-ridiculous.

As an old professor of mine once said (of something completely different), this movie is intellectual indecent exposure.
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