Eternal (2004)
1/10
Quite possibly the worst movie I've EVER seen
14 September 2005
I'm not even sure where to begin with this abortion of a film... acting laughably bad (this is MST3K material, it's so bad). You get the impression that the actors in the film worked in porn and are trying to go mainstream... Sex is about as non-sexy as it can get... plot/story idiotic/predictable...ending was strikingly bad and uninteresting. Sex scenes were lousy due to the poor execution. Whatever historical background existed about this story was squandered by this piece of rubbish.

The only movie that MAY be worse is Deuce Bigalow/European Gigolo, but it's hard to tell...
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