Review of Hotel

Hotel (2001)
1/10
Oh my god, this is the most god awful movie I've ever seen
13 September 2005
In three words: this movie sucks. I have never sat through a more worthless film. And I've seen some worthless films. This one takes the cake by a mile.

First of all, there is no plot. There is not one redeemable thing about this movie, but the story, I mean, there is nothing that constitutes the smallest basis for a movie. I think the only thing the story of this movie constitutes, is something as revolting as a stagnant, festering, sewer on a hot day right next to a pile of decaying dog carcases and used kitty litter. That, and a really bad cup of coffee, and you barely come close to how much this movie stinks.

This movie is so bad, it is infuriating. The director should be drawn and quartered, stabbed, sodomized, and then cremated (not in that order) for making such a bad piece of trash. I can't believe some company wasted plastic, employee wages, overhead, storage, and distribution costs to get this hunking piece of waste on some poor unsuspecting shelf.

So yeah, I don't recommend it.

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