1/10
Oh my god!
2 June 2005
This movie sucks! This coming from a lover of bad cinema. I love Ed Wood movies, I have a healthy collection of Franco flicks, but this is so far beneath any concept of the word 'good' or even 'decent' that I feel pain in referring to it as 'cinema', which (sorry to say to any one that liked this unadulterated piece of trash) it isn't.

A young couple experiences car trouble and are taken captive by a group of monsters and are forced to watch semi-attractive girls sporting K-mart quality costumes prance around topless. Oh the horror! Looks like it could have been shot by a high schooler in his back yard, except that no high school kid could convince that many girls to show their goods for a camera. The sets are bad, the costumes/make-up are bad, the acting is bad, the story is...wait, there isn't a story.

Some one, some where out there will probably be mis-guided into believing that a series of half-naked dancing girls will at least make for some exploitive thrills. It doesn't. I've seen 'Saturday Morning Specials' with more sex appeal.

For the love of whatever you believe in, don't watch this! 1/10
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