Review of Kiss Me, Guido

Funny Funny film
14 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
It starts weirdly when Frankies brother Pino, gets him a ring for a girl Frankie has his eyes on. He works as a pizza boy but wants to be a full time actor. Finally he gets this girl he likes, to meet him at his house but when Frankie walks in hes very angry (to put it lightly) to find this girl hes always wanted , in a very very different position from standing up and with his brother. He decides to move out and finds in the paper an apartment with GWM which Frankie stupidly thinks means guy with money when it actually means gay white male, Frankie turns up at the door and moves in then realizes that Warren and Terry are gay and decides to sell his ring and get his own apartment but then at the jewelers the man tells him its a fake diamond and hes only going to get $60 for it so Frankie decides to go back to the apartment until he gets work so he can move out. Warren at the start didn't like him due to the fact that 1 hes against gays and 2 he didn't put the ad in the paper terry did even though terry doesn't live there. Cut a very long story short Frankie gets some acting work from Warren's ex boyfriend and Warren starts forgetting about his ex boyfriend and starts to have his eye on Frankie even though Frankie isn't gay. Every thing gets knocked out of place when Warren and Frankie get a big of trouble wile practicing lines from a couple of nasty lads and Warren damages his foot trying to kick them, which means Frankie has to do Warren's parts and warrens ex boyfriend Dakota gets his new boyfriend to play the parts but when its half time Dakota has a big fall out with his boyfriend and Dakota is left to do the rest of Warrens parts and at the end there's a kissing scene in the play and Dakota tells Frankie to kiss him and ....... Frankie finally does *SPOILER BIT* at the end Warren gets in a huge fight because he doesn't want to go out with Dakota and Dakota becomes violent in front of everyone and he says to Warren that basically Warren and Frankie can't be anything because he isn't gay and he really goes violent and Frankie saves the day by kicking Dakota's ass and sends him to the floor (to put it lightly hehe) and him and Warren walk away.

note: there's much more i didn't write about so don't think i wrote the whole story out!
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