Review of Eternal

Eternal (2004)
4/10
Erotically.....dumb.
28 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Put one tea spoon of nudity, a quarter liter of lesbians, a gram of dumb plot and spice it up with a renegate cop with a 3-days beard. Don't forget to put it some vampires herb in it! How "cliché"! This untasteful meal is a movie called Eternal. My only advice is unless your a pimple-faced virgin teenager willing to pay 10 bucks to see Caroline Neron's tight rear on the big silver screen, stay away from that disgraceful movie! Really this movie fails to deliver the mystical and captivating story of Erzebeth Bathory. As for vampire fans I can also tell them that they might be totally be wasting their money if they go see this because the truth is that there is very little of vampire stuff in it.
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