1/10
The Horror, The Horror.......
24 December 2004
Warning: Spoilers
I watched this movie recently.... well, i tried to watch it, but had to turn it off after 20 minutes because i couldn't take the utter stupidity and lameness of it. The Plot? well, two Goths plot to kill Daniel with the help of some "ghost"... which is in fact a good thing, considering what an annoying person with an even more annoying and torturing voice the antagonist (kueblböck) is.... but he manages to turn them to his side by using "positive energy", which is nothing short of the stereotypical hippy cr*p that was sprouted all around in the 1960's ... and this whiny attitude was the same reason why hippies (not really) but even more so kueblböck is hated. if they had only succeeded and the movie had a proper twist.... but as it is, one can tell the story in the first 10 seconds... this is pure utter sh*t... the same soap opera kitsch schmaltz we have to endure weekdays, because some women in their 40's or/and teen girls want to escape reality for a second and infest their brain with "happy-happy" thoughts. if they only could do it in a proper manner *sigh*, instead of admiring a bi-sexual (tsss, if he would at least have some dignity like proper gays and bisexuals do, and not just to show what a p*ssy he is), semi-intelligent person with the mindset of a 3yo... you know, go and read a proper book, not something that the mainstream media feeds you.... those books can be read, really, and they are great innovative stories.... not just some dull autobiographies about people who have achieved nothing at life, like Mr. küblböck. but thankfully his star is falling.... did anyone hear of him in the past months? me neither *takes a deep breath*.... if you really want to do something in the 90 minutes of life this movie would take instead of watching it, go and start digging in your nose. or even better, rent a movie that at least tries to stress your braincells... (if you are a fan of this, you probably have none, though....) one more comment to the poster "richard": i laughed my ass off while reading your post.... good satirical work, man.... (tsss, as if the only German actors were comedy geeks... try to search this page for instant, you might be surprised about German movie gems.... like "lola rennt" for example.... or German movies of the past, like "M"...) trying something new is fun.... if that "new" has some substance and doesn't consist of a movie lighted out with construction site lamps (they really did this...) and the actors should have at least visited and acting school instead of being just random bums from around the corner.... and there is also no set in this movie....

do yourself a favor and don't watch this without having got a prior lobotomy..... it might make your braincells pop, its so action-laden and full of thrills and emotion.... *sniffs* (that was sarcasm!!!! )
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