So very, very bad that it's fun. We (4 of us total) watched the entire thing (I know, no life!) while spewing various and sundry beverages out of our noses from laughing so hard at the antics of these morons with power boats.
Ugly snakehead fish who growl and snarl under water and walk on land grow large and have big teeth, and terrorize morons in a community of nitwits. Mentally Deficient Teens try to save the town, end up mostly as fish food. The females are amazingly bad at trying to deliver the absurd dialogue, while the males mostly die quickly. Lots of cheesy orange colored jello-slash-body bits fly around and land on people's shocked faces. Most of the mayhem occurs from the outrageously stupid antics of the characters themselves, such as when a boat blows up when one of the teens accidentally shoots it in it's gas-filled engine with her handy-dandy pistol. HAHAHA! She was aiming at a snakehead in the water.. or was she?!?!?! These sorry antics occured so often that we began to wonder if perhaps some of the more idiotic of these kids were really in cahoots with the snakeheads.
The dialogue is so screamingly bad that it'd make Mystery Science Theatre hard put to find anything more howlingly stupid.
What fun, I think I lost 2 lbs tonight, just from laughing so hard. However, you must be in the right (read "a very stupid-funny") state of mind to enjoy something as awful as this. Otherwise it'll just make you actually consider watching tv bowling for it's intellectual and entertainment superiority.
Ugly snakehead fish who growl and snarl under water and walk on land grow large and have big teeth, and terrorize morons in a community of nitwits. Mentally Deficient Teens try to save the town, end up mostly as fish food. The females are amazingly bad at trying to deliver the absurd dialogue, while the males mostly die quickly. Lots of cheesy orange colored jello-slash-body bits fly around and land on people's shocked faces. Most of the mayhem occurs from the outrageously stupid antics of the characters themselves, such as when a boat blows up when one of the teens accidentally shoots it in it's gas-filled engine with her handy-dandy pistol. HAHAHA! She was aiming at a snakehead in the water.. or was she?!?!?! These sorry antics occured so often that we began to wonder if perhaps some of the more idiotic of these kids were really in cahoots with the snakeheads.
The dialogue is so screamingly bad that it'd make Mystery Science Theatre hard put to find anything more howlingly stupid.
What fun, I think I lost 2 lbs tonight, just from laughing so hard. However, you must be in the right (read "a very stupid-funny") state of mind to enjoy something as awful as this. Otherwise it'll just make you actually consider watching tv bowling for it's intellectual and entertainment superiority.