"Demonlover" needs a jump start to get it going. A slick thriller sans thrills, this cosmopolitan drama inches its way along with sinister rumbling undercurrents which rumble sinisterly though 90 minutes of sketchy thumbnail scenes which when pieced together create an aura of mystery and intrigue with the mystery being the answer to the question what the hell is this stupid film about and the intrigue being something to do with a website which is really, really, really hard to get into, unless you're a kid with Dad's Mastercard, having to do with torture and violent video games. A pathetic attempt at over-the-top film making recommended only for prefrontal lobotomites. (C-)