OK, first, I got it. OK? It's not one of those deals where the reviewer just didn't get it. I got the gags. I caught the little things like screech in drag, and Larry from Three's Company wishing Suzanne Somers a speedy recovery. I know what they were going for. I followed the movie. It just plain sucks. I'm sorry, there's not a nice way to put it. It sucks.
It's not that it "wasn't my thing". It wasn't a thing at all. It was nothing. Up until now, the worst movie I'd ever seen was Superman IV. This movie makes Superman IV look like "The Godfather".
I wasted 86 minutes of my life on this. I could have been cleaning under my toenails, or counting backward from 1000, or any of a million other things that would have been less painful and more productive. If you rated this movie higher than a 2, seek help immediately. If you see it in the video store, RUN!
(I give it a 2 because nothing with Colin Mochire can be all bad.)
It's not that it "wasn't my thing". It wasn't a thing at all. It was nothing. Up until now, the worst movie I'd ever seen was Superman IV. This movie makes Superman IV look like "The Godfather".
I wasted 86 minutes of my life on this. I could have been cleaning under my toenails, or counting backward from 1000, or any of a million other things that would have been less painful and more productive. If you rated this movie higher than a 2, seek help immediately. If you see it in the video store, RUN!
(I give it a 2 because nothing with Colin Mochire can be all bad.)