Ravenous (1999)
4/10
I Can`t Believe The High Ratings For This
20 February 2004
Warning: Spoilers
I missed the first few minutes of RAVENOUS which worried me that I might have had my enjoyment of the movie spoiled . Alas if I catched the opening it wouldn`t have made any difference whatsoever since this is a totally confused movie that changes mood from scene to scene and has a very underdeveloped script

!!!!! SPOILERS !!!!!

Take the scene where the army patrol take Colquhoun to the cave . Colquhoun then stabs the army officer to death and then takes his gun and shoots the Indian scout dead - All in front of an armed soldier ! Why didn`t the soldier blow Colquhouns head off ? That`s because he`s seemingly aware of the fact Colquhoun can`t die . In other words the characters are aware of what the screenwriter knows , a major fundamental fault when writing a script . There is a major plot twist later in the film when Colquoun reappears back at the army fort under the name of Ives , an American army officer but this seems to have been written into the screenplay only as a major plot twist . Think about it for a moment . Doesn`t it start to fall apart when you think about it ?

As for the myths of cannabilism , my ancestors the Picts believed if they ate the hearts and brains of their enemies they would assimilate the knowledge and courage of their dead foes as did many primative tribes but that`s all they were - myths and legends , there`s no scientific basis for this theory but the screenplay here does believe that if you go about eating fellow human beings you will become immortal . I know it`s only a film but this takes fantasy too far

Director Antonia Bird is every bit as guilty for this farce as screenwriter Ted Griffin . As said the mood seems to change from scene to scene and much of this is down to the soundtrack . I did enjoy the Britpop soundtrack to her earlier FACE but here the technobeat score is both annoying and anachronistic . Worse than that she fails to get a decent performance out of Robert Carlyle . Watch the scene where the soldiers enter the cave and Colquhoun suddenly gives a Leo Sayer impersonation . A totally silly and ridiculous performance from one of Scotland`s favourite sons who is usually excellent in everything he does . Bird also makes a cock up with the final sequences . First of all an army officer returns to the fort and tries the stew which the audience knows fine well is composed of human meat . Just so the director makes sure we get it the stew contains massive bones . We don`t everything pointed out to us thank you . As for the climax of the good guy and bad guy fighting it out it resembles STRAW DOGS meets a Tom & Jerry cartoon . I don`t think even the screenwriter envisaged such an OTT ending

RAVENOUS flopped at the cinema and I noticed it was also difficult to find on video . After seeing the film I`m actually suprised it went beyond script stage
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