2/10
I knew it was in trouble when I recognized the Profiler.
11 February 2002
So, the other day, on a lazy Sunday afternoon, I had some laundry to fold. I clicked on the TV to find something to fold to, and came across "Universal Soldier" just as it was starting.

What a perfect movie for laundry-folding. You can look down, grab some socks, put them together, ball them up, look up, and you haven't missed a shred of plot or character development. Because there isn't any.

This movie follows action/ sci-fi formula so well that you could probably go to the laundry room, pull out whatever's in the dryer, then load it with wet clothes fresh from the washer, then load that with soiled garments, come back, and *still* be ahead of the film in the logic department.

For those wondering, I did manage to get all my laundry done, so un-gripping was "Universal Soldier".
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