I rented this mega-bomb on video, thinking it was the Charlie Sheen flick by the same name. Believe me; the title is about ALL these two have in common! SHAMELESS SPOILER-TIME! Robert Sampson (who played Meredith Baxter's priestly brother on "Bridget Loves Bernie") plays 73-year old Max Page. He gets bitten by some kind of alien parasite the day after a meteor crashes on his property, and rejuvenates fifty years.
Along the way, he goes on a six-state killing spree, killing women who are in the middle of their monthly cycles! HE SUCKS THEIR ESTROGEN-LADEN BLOOD!!!
I never got to see the parasite, except for the earthworm-like ridges it left in grassy areas. And, the reason _why_ it needed estrogen never gets explained(a hermaphrodite, perhaps?). Just ninety plus minutes of mostly unknown-actors swearing like Robert-Deniro-wanna-bes!
*Do direct-to-video screenwriters get PAID by the profanity?*
Anyway, if you're looking for the Charlie Sheen flick called "the Arrival," be sure to read the blurb on the back of the display box to be sure you're not ripping yourself off!!
Along the way, he goes on a six-state killing spree, killing women who are in the middle of their monthly cycles! HE SUCKS THEIR ESTROGEN-LADEN BLOOD!!!
I never got to see the parasite, except for the earthworm-like ridges it left in grassy areas. And, the reason _why_ it needed estrogen never gets explained(a hermaphrodite, perhaps?). Just ninety plus minutes of mostly unknown-actors swearing like Robert-Deniro-wanna-bes!
*Do direct-to-video screenwriters get PAID by the profanity?*
Anyway, if you're looking for the Charlie Sheen flick called "the Arrival," be sure to read the blurb on the back of the display box to be sure you're not ripping yourself off!!