Alright, I hafta give it to you folks straight. This movie is no good. Just plain rotten. Even by my standards, and I've endured 100's of hours of crap films at least. Here goes:
shot on camcorder? check actors recruited from local laundromat? check ketchup gore and mannequin appendages? check. unbearably long? check. takes itself very seriously? check. bad time guaranteed? oh check.
Forget Ed Wood, H.G. Lewis, Joel Reed, all them guys.. Gary Cohen puts em all to shame with this garbage. I can recommend it only for the true cinema masochist. Alternates to watching this film:
give yourslf a thousand paper cuts. on your tongue. and then wash it all down with tobasco.
treat yourself to a corn syrup enema.
shoot yourself in the face.
Any one of these activities is preferable to enduring this wretched, bloated corpse of a video for a second time. The first time was bad enough..
Go rent it.
shot on camcorder? check actors recruited from local laundromat? check ketchup gore and mannequin appendages? check. unbearably long? check. takes itself very seriously? check. bad time guaranteed? oh check.
Forget Ed Wood, H.G. Lewis, Joel Reed, all them guys.. Gary Cohen puts em all to shame with this garbage. I can recommend it only for the true cinema masochist. Alternates to watching this film:
give yourslf a thousand paper cuts. on your tongue. and then wash it all down with tobasco.
treat yourself to a corn syrup enema.
shoot yourself in the face.
Any one of these activities is preferable to enduring this wretched, bloated corpse of a video for a second time. The first time was bad enough..
Go rent it.