My loyal, fellow followers of the Jason Atwood Fan Club will have something to cheer about. Another new milestone has been set: the all-time worst martial arts picture to ever go boldly where no big screen TV has gone before! From the opening that has no opening, and an introductory theme resembling the 20 MINUTE WORKOUT, this one's a real bad apple waiting to rot in your fruit bowl. Hands down, this film carries the most terribly misleading title in the history of martial arts cinema! It's got tons of absolute noneness filled to the brim, and I don't care if it's an action-packed disaster waiting to happen even though there's a ninja sticking around! Nothing else needs to be told, and if you can last through 90 minutes of pure powerless filmmaking, then I'm happy for you! Curiosity kills the cat, and even the cat (or the ninja) doesn't have nine lives to begin with! File this one next to SURVIVAL GAME!
Review of Nine Deaths of the Ninja
Nine Deaths of the Ninja
(1985)
Nine lives are at stake...and used up from the very start!
8 February 1999