Cheesy goodness from the king of crummy American karate, Mr. Chuck Norris! See Chuck train in his front yard! See Chuck beat up a biker bar full of potbellied Heck's Angels! See every cliched moment between two cop partners, ever, replayed on the screen by Chuck and some other guy. See the Sam Elliot look-alike do a bad Sam Elliot impersonation! See David Carradine use his Tai Chi to bore you into submission! Best of all, see Chuck get buried alive in his pick-up, wake up, pour a beer over his head, and bust outta there!
Pure joy.
7 out of 10.
Pure joy.
7 out of 10.