1/10
Not to be believed!!
31 July 1999
I confess I've never seen "The Alpha Incident," but I do have the trailer in 35mm and it is appalling in the same way that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is. Whenever it is shown to new people they howl. The acting is bad, the production values are non-existent, the dialogue is OTT and there is a tickertape crawl that stops the trailer cold as it spells "until" as "untill." I have friends who use lines from the trailer to great effect, i.e., "The shock to the system must be unbearable," and "The only time I'm ever in bed this long is when I'm with a chick or when I'm just sleepin'." Avoid the feature, but the trailer is a hoot!!
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