2018 Movie Rank

by Lachlan_Saunders | created - 06 Feb 2018 | updated - 13 Jul 2019 | Public

A list of every film I saw released in 2018; ranked from favourite to least favourite.

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1. Roma (2018)

R | 135 min | Drama

96 Metascore

A year in the life of a middle-class family's maid in Mexico City in the early 1970s.

Director: Alfonso Cuarón | Stars: Yalitza Aparicio, Marina de Tavira, Diego Cortina Autrey, Carlos Peralta

Votes: 169,787

9.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #64 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #64 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Hands down the best film of the year so far. Cuarón is back in top form, crafting another masterpiece on the level of 'Children of Men'. Not only is this easily the best shot film of 2018, not only does it move along with the most impressive and soothing sound design you'll hear all year; this is an instant classic, and the kind of film you'd never expect to see released in 2018, and least of all on Netflix. I'm far from the first person to discuss how clearly this film feels just as much of a Fellini film as it does one of Cuaróns; it's such a treat. I'd love to see this on the big screen, because the cinematography (by Cuarón himself) is so perfect and every frame is so immaculately crafted that it's by far the most impressively shot film of the year. Yalitza Aparicio stars in what I believe to be her first screen role, and she's phenomenal; absolutely perfect for the role. Bringing such a fearless vulnerability to what is one of the strongest, most intelligently-written and subtly-handled characters in 2018 cinema. It's very slow-moving and it's a 135-minute black-and-white film with subtitles; but if you're a patient viewer, this is head-and-shoulders-above-the-rest the most rewarding film of 2018.

2. The Favourite (2018)

R | 119 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

91 Metascore

In early 18th-century England, the status quo at the court is upset when a new servant arrives and endears herself to a frail Queen Anne.

Director: Yorgos Lanthimos | Stars: Olivia Colman, Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz, Nicholas Hoult

Votes: 233,395 | Gross: $34.37M

9/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #2 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #81 Times Seen: 3

Thoughts:

Best Yorgos Lanthimos film yet! Absolutely everything about this movie rules. Fantastic cinematography, editing and soundtrack, the best set and costume design you’ll find in all of 2018, and three outstanding lead performances (and Nicholas Hoult too!). Olivia Colman gives the most impressive and enjoyable performance of the year. Yorgos continues to channel his inner Kubrick (this time very clearly inspired by (‘Barry Lyndon’), serving up his most gripping narrative yet, and further asserting himself as both a master storyteller and one of the best and most exciting filmmakers working today. Exciting because each of his films is somehow better than the last, and it feels like his best films are yet to come; which is saying a lot considering this film is basically a masterpiece. He didn’t even write the script to this one but it’s somehow the sharpest and funniest of his filmography. He’s such a genius storyteller that he’s able to take an eighteenth-century period piece about the Monarchy, and serve up the most gripping and energetic drama of recent years. Feel like the ending is a tad jarring and abrupt on the first viewing, but once you know that that’s where it ends and you’re not being blessed with anymore of this movie, it reveals itself as the perfect conclusion and really gets you thinking.

3. Suspiria (I) (2018)

R | 152 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

64 Metascore

A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director, an ambitious young dancer, and a grieving psychotherapist. Some will succumb to the nightmare. Others will finally wake up.

Director: Luca Guadagnino | Stars: Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, Doris Hick, Malgorzata Bela

Votes: 92,209 | Gross: $2.47M

8.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #2 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #44 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

I loved it and I'm very excited to see it again soon. It's presentation is right up my alley with creative, stylistic camerawork; full of 70s-style crash-zooms and an overall visual aesthetic that felt much more reminiscent of 'Don't Look Now' over the original 'Suspiria'. Ever since that first teaser was released and it flexed it's Sayombhu Mukdeeprom cinematography and Thom York score all over us it was pretty much a guarantee that I'd love it. I'm a sucker for anything set in this time period so of course I also loved the set design and costuming. This was probably the most effective horror film of the year, which is usually a low-bar and doesn't indicate greatness but we also got 'Hereditary' this year. This film is a very uncomfortable, eerie watch and very much like last year's 'mother!', I don't begrudge anyone for not enjoying it. It's just very much my kind of movie.

All of the performances were pretty great; the casting was pretty spot-on and Tilda Swinton continues to be the best. Luca Guadagnino continues to assert himself as one of the most gifted filmmakers working today. He's such an exciting talent in the industry and I want him to keep releasing a new film every year. Definitely prefer it over the original. It was just as much of a visual/audio treat and it left me with a lot more to think about.

4. Isle of Dogs (2018)

PG-13 | 101 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

82 Metascore

Set in Japan, Isle of Dogs follows a boy's odyssey in search of his lost dog.

Director: Wes Anderson | Stars: Bryan Cranston, Koyu Rankin, Edward Norton, Bob Balaban

Votes: 190,810 | Gross: $32.02M

8.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #1 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #14 Times Seen: 3

Thoughts:

An immensely well-directed and charming new gem from Wes Anderson. This is a super charismatic movie with a delightfully unique style and characters that are easy to love. The animation is even better than in 'Fantastic Mr. Fox', and that's saying a lot. This is one of the most visually-stunning films that's come out in some time, and the effort on display in every frame is incredibly impressive. I was surprised by just how extensive and immersive the world-building was here, and it felt like there were many stories to be told because of just how unique and specific the setting was. The film is funny and surprisingly engaging throughout, keeping a fast pace and a run-time that feels perfectly satisfying. The voice acting is all fun and the casting is spot-on; I thought Bryan Cranston knocked it out of the park. This is a film I imagine I will enjoy re-watching constantly, and I cannot wait to see it again as soon as possible.

5. Hereditary (2018)

R | 127 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery

87 Metascore

A grieving family is haunted by tragic and disturbing occurrences.

Director: Ari Aster | Stars: Toni Collette, Milly Shapiro, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff

Votes: 377,812 | Gross: $44.07M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #32 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

A lot of people have said of this movie that it's a great horror film, but it's not particularly scary. Having watched it by myself at home, late at night; I can't say I had this experience at all. This was one of the most engaging films to come out in quite a while, and I think it was such an effective horror film because it found a unique and interesting way to hook me emotionally. I really didn't know what to expect from this film outside of the "creepy" vibe that the trailer marketed wonderfully. I didn't anticipate the emotional experience that I got, and it's extremely rare in the genre today to find a film that gets much of a reaction out of the audience at all. In terms of any detracting elements, the performance by Alex Wolff was a bit hit or miss. I can't say at all that he was doing a bad job, but I was left questioning the quality of his contributions here throughout. Despite this minor issue, the performances in this film are across the board fantastic. The cinematography and even specific visuals are amazing. This is one of the most unique films that'll come out this year, and it's unlikely you'll be able to find a film that offers even a remotely similar experience.

6. Widows (2018)

R | 129 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

84 Metascore

Four women with nothing in common except a debt left behind by their dead husbands' criminal activities take fate into their own hands and conspire to forge a future on their own terms.

Director: Steve McQueen | Stars: Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Elizabeth Debicki

Votes: 104,126 | Gross: $42.40M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #49 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

Absolutely excellent. An immaculately presented film with another fantastic script by Gillian Flynn. This film probably has the best cast of the year and the performances are all outstanding. I obviously can't mention every great performance but Daniel Kaluuya should probably be in every movie and Elizabeth Debicki is equally excellent; she's also very tall. The more I think on this one, the more I love it. Steve McQueen is such a talent and he continues with this film in his exciting dedication to creative filmmaking. The film was slow and I would actually say it felt every minute of its runtime. This may be a detriment to some, but for the kind of film that it is and the unique style it displays, I loved the way it was paced and I could've easily watched another two hours of it. Also Steve McQueen accurately presenting the passage of time through 'Ice Age' was just as perfect as that shot of the car.

7. Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2018)

PG-13 | 95 min | Documentary, Biography, History

85 Metascore

An exploration of the life, lessons, and legacy of iconic children's television host Fred Rogers.

Director: Morgan Neville | Stars: Fred Rogers, Margaret Whitmer, Tom Junod, Joanne Rogers

Votes: 27,115 | Gross: $22.84M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #4 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #40 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

An emotional and thoughtful documentary about a man I had never heard of before but have complete respect for now. This is the feel-good film of the year and I'd recommend that everyone see it. It's very accessible and I think everyone can get a lot out of it.

8. They Shall Not Grow Old (II) (2018)

R | 99 min | Documentary, History, War

91 Metascore

A documentary about World War I with never-before-seen footage to commemorate the centennial of the end of the war.

Director: Peter Jackson | Stars: Thomas Adlam, William Argent, John Ashby, Attwood

Votes: 38,458 | Gross: $17.96M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #8 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #82 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A fascinating and emotionally exhausting portrait of WW1 from the perspective and accounts of veterans. Just talking technical elements; this is a very well-edited documentary and the restoration and colorization of the footage is an insanely impressive feat. Obviously authentic but also incredibly immersive. Outside of its technical achievements, this is a uniquely-presented and gripping documentary narrative. The work done on the old war footage goes beyond being a gimmick. I often feel it’s easy to experience a disconnect of sorts when viewing old war footage, due to the format being so removed from how history and information is captured today. For me, the colorization brought the footage closer to everyone’s daily understanding of the world, making for both a much more emotionally effective experience, as well as a timeless display of the tragedy of war.

9. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

PG | 117 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

87 Metascore

Teen Miles Morales becomes the Spider-Man of his universe and must join with five spider-powered individuals from other dimensions to stop a threat for all realities.

Directors: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman | Stars: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld, Mahershala Ali

Votes: 671,366 | Gross: $190.24M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #6 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #57 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

One of the best superhero movies ever, no seriously. Not only is it the most visually-interesting 3D-animated movie of the year (by far), not only is it funny, charming, intelligently-scripted and immensely engaging from start to finish, but it's also a deconstruction of the current superhero movie craze. It explores why these stories continue to connect with folks all over the world, and shines a light on the value of them when they work. 'Into the Spider-Verse' really, really works. There isn't a single superhero character currently in circulation who's as charismatic and lovable as Miles Morales in this film. He captures the same sense of inspiration that Christopher Reeve caught with Superman. Every character here is enjoyable to watch and everything about this film oozes fun and originality. My only real complaint is that Kingpin as a villain is a little under-cooked and his plan is brushed over in terms of its impracticality.

The superhero genre often feels very stale and like manufactured fun as of late, but 'Spider-Man' is here to blow all of that out of the water (pun intended because boy did 'Aquaman' look terrible next to this). This is without a doubt the most purely enjoyable blockbuster film of the year, and an unbelievably perfect tribute to Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. It's also from the studio that brought you 'Venom'!

10. First Reformed (2017)

R | 113 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

86 Metascore

A minister of a small congregation in upstate New York grapples with mounting despair brought on by tragedy, worldly concerns and a tormented past.

Director: Paul Schrader | Stars: Ethan Hawke, Amanda Seyfried, Cedric The Entertainer, Victoria Hill

Votes: 62,581 | Gross: $3.45M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #31 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A thought-provoking and beautifully shot exploration of depression and personal-crisis. It's an intricate character study in the vein of writer/director's 'Taxi Driver' and 'Raging Bull', and a powerful, confronting exploration of religion. Ethan Hawke is more than deserving of an Oscar nomination due to his absolute powerhouse work here in what is easily one of the best performances of the year.

11. Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

R | 141 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

60 Metascore

1969. Four strangers check in at the El Royale Hotel. The hotel is deserted, staffed by a single desk clerk. Some of the new guests' reasons for being there are less than innocent and some are not who they appear to be.

Director: Drew Goddard | Stars: Jeff Bridges, Cynthia Erivo, Dakota Johnson, Jon Hamm

Votes: 164,615 | Gross: $17.84M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #9 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #61 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

The new film from Drew Goddard is loads of fun. The whole aesthetic of this movie from setting to lighting to production and costume design seems perfectly designed to appeal to my tastes. So I've been pretty excited to see it for the last few months; having missed it in cinemas (like everyone else. I feel terrible that this movie was such a colossal bomb). This is a fantastic script, brought to life by spot-on casting, performances and Goddard's ability to create such an enticing setting through impressive presentation choices. Seriously this is right up there for this year if you're looking for an aesthetic treat. This movie alone has convinced me that Hemsworth is a movie star. He gives a charismatic performance with such an insane level of screen presence that Goddard is really able to play around with the character when he decides to bring him in and out of the story. Everyone else is also really great. Cynthia Erivo will be in so many movies soon and Jeff Bridges is just as great as always. Jon Hamm and Dakota Johnson also can't go without a mention.

This is a very slow-moving movie and I think that's a big part of why it was so divisive with critics and subsequently why it struggled to find a wide audience in cinemas. For a movie that's almost 2.5 hours long and moves at a snail's pace, it kind of flew by. I totally understand, because I too felt that some scenes went on for a really, really long time. But I saw it as mostly intentional and I'm a patient viewer so I didn't mind. Another big complaint I've noticed from critics of the film is that the characters were lacking. Sure I'm always up for more complex characters but I found them all to be dynamic if not-necessarily three dimensional. For what the story is doing I felt that they all needed to be entertaining to watch; and I found them to exceed in that area. I also can't undersell the absolutely gorgeous cinematography by Seamus McGarvey, who plays around with a stunning colour palette on 35mm film and the result is one of the best looking movies of the year. Soundtrack is also phenomenal. Really disappointed I didn't seek it out in theaters because this would've been an exceptionally fun time at the movies. I keep thinking about this movie and it gets better the more I do. Can't wait to see it again.

12. The Sisters Brothers (2018)

R | 122 min | Drama, Western

78 Metascore

Eli and Charlie Sisters, an infamous duo of gunslinging assassins, chase a gold prospector and his unexpected ally in 1850s Oregon.

Director: Jacques Audiard | Stars: John C. Reilly, Joaquin Phoenix, Jake Gyllenhaal, Riz Ahmed

Votes: 70,465 | Gross: $3.14M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #9 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #67 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

An engaging and unique western film with great performances from a stellar cast. This is a pretty slow-moving film with some really great character work and director Jacques Audiard recreates the time period with a cool authenticity; paired with some impressive cinematography. I can understand why some viewers would think that this movie is just "okay", but it's really stuck with me since I saw it and I imagine it'll be even better on my second watch.

13. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

PG-13 | 149 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

68 Metascore

The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.

Directors: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo | Stars: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans

Votes: 1,203,001 | Gross: $678.82M

8/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #1 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #10 Times Seen: 8

Thoughts:

'Infinity War' is a strong contender for my favourite film in the Marvel Universe, and probably my favourite superhero film to come out in the last decade. I'm happy and extremely surprised to say that I pretty much loved this movie. When it comes to films in this genre, I have a sort of checklist that I apply to each film that comes out. It's a list of everything I would expect out of a perfect superhero film. For example: Beautiful visuals (if one visual medium is being adapted to another, there's no excuse for lazy cinematography), a strong grasp on its tone (If the film has drama, I'd like to be able to take it seriously whilst still having fun), a great soundtrack (films such as 'Superman', 'Spider-Man' and 'Batman' have shown just how effective and essential a great soundtrack is). Most essential is great heroes and a great villain. Outside of these specifics, I generally just hold the same expectations for superhero films that I do for every film (i.e. great performances and outstanding technical aspects).

This film was visually inspired in the manner that the very best films of the genre are; taking inspiration from the panels of the source material and blowing them up into beautiful, sweeping, instantly iconic shots. The soundtrack consisted of one of the better Marvel scores and the music actually stood out at points and overtook the audio landscape of a few key scenes; as opposed to just being filler, background noise. The effects looked great and Thanos was especially detailed and he never felt like he wasn't actually within each of these environments; he appeared to have a lot of physicality and weight to him. Outside of Brolin's work here, much of the cast such as Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth and Zoe Saldana were given the opportunity to impress. The film was well-edited, keeping the various storylines intertwined and connected; always maintaining a coherent narrative trajectory. The story was fast-paced and was able to establish the stakes, the MacGuffin and the various character groups efficiently without wasting the first hour of the film just discussing it as 'Civil War' did. I think that because this film had to fit so much into it, there was a greater emphasis on keeping the story constantly moving. This film had a lot of action but unlike other films in this genre such as 'Man of Steel' and even the previous 'Avengers' films, it never became stale or repetitive. I was a little worried when the Wakanda battle started that we'd have to sit through half an hour of these characters just punching aliens like in the previous two films. Luckily because the film was already so long, the Wakanda battle against the aliens only lasted a few minutes of screen-time and these restrictions resulted in a conflict that's actually engaging and fun to watch.

Thanos was a great villain and definitely one of the best I've seen in a comic book film. He was a make or break character for me going in. If he sucked and didn't extend any further than just showing off how powerful he is, I probably would've disliked the movie as a whole. His motivations though entirely questionable logically speaking, do mostly make sense from a character perspective. Not to mention Josh Brolin sold the hell out of it, giving the best performance in the entire film. The story treated his character seriously unlike just about every other Marvel villain, and the result was the only antagonist in the MCU that actually feels genuinely antagonistic and threatening against the other main characters. Some characters had absolutely nothing to do within the story whatsoever, and were obviously only there because that's the gimmick of the movie. Minor spoilers here but characters like Black Widow, Falcon, Winter Soldier, Black Panther and War Machine had literally no function within the story and were just there to fight aliens. I didn't really mind because I'm not a fan of about half of those characters, but this might annoy some. A few characters that I'm not a fan of had a lot of screen-time, but I really didn't mind them in this film. Characters like Dr. Strange and Iron Man were much more pleasant to watch and I didn't find myself annoyed by them all that much.

I respect the direction that this film took quite a bit and this is a film that's growing on me the more I think about it. As far as MCU movies go, this is the only one that basically ticks all the boxes when it comes to what I want out of a superhero movie; so it's up there with my favourite films in the genre like 'Spider-Man' 1&2 and 'The Dark Knight'. More so than any previous MCU movie, this feels like an instant classic.

14. Blindspotting (2018)

R | 95 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

75 Metascore

While on probation, a man begins to re-evaluate his relationship with his volatile best friend.

Director: Carlos López Estrada | Stars: Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Janina Gavankar, Jasmine Cephas Jones

Votes: 32,881 | Gross: $4.33M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #6 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #42 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A very interesting film with a lot to say, and it says it well. This is a very well-made movie and without knowing much going in, it didn't take long for the film to have me hooked. Daveed Diggs is a great actor and the last 10 minutes left me in awe. Everyone should see this film.

15. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)

R | 133 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical

79 Metascore

Six tales of life and violence in the Old West, following a singing gunslinger, a bank robber, a traveling impresario, an elderly prospector, a wagon train, and a perverse pair of bounty hunters.

Directors: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen | Stars: Tim Blake Nelson, Willie Watson, Clancy Brown, Danny McCarthy

Votes: 168,151

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #15 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #47 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

Was surprisingly disappointed by this one initially. I was very excited to see the latest from the Coen Brothers as they're easily among my favourite filmmakers. I sat down to watch it and was really into it for the first two stories, but then it lost me, and I only felt engaged in small moments. I genuinely loved the first two stories and figured this would be one of my favourite films of the year. Extremely well-shot, acted and the overall style was really awesome. But then the third story started and it seemed to drag in a manner that lost me. The fourth story picked up again and was pretty awesome but the final two stories didn't engage me very much at all; despite having some great dialogue.

This was originally supposed to be a miniseries, and I would assume the format was supposed to be a story for each episode. It certainly feels like I didn't get enough from even the stories I didn't really like. Sure, I'd love a two and a half hour film about Buster Scruggs, but the later stories also felt like I needed more. They felt too short to really get into anything interesting, but they also felt like they didn't go anywhere because they didn't have time to. There's much to think about with each of these stories, but the later ones didn't engage me to the point where I was enjoying thinking about them. Again, I wish I just got more from these stories.

So even though I loved the film for the first act, I can't say I enjoyed it overall as much as I respect it. I'm not sure whose call it was to cut this from a miniseries into a film, but it certainly feels like a disappointing restriction. I wish I loved this film as much as everyone else seems to be but I'm afraid I just didn't enjoy half of what it had to offer narratively. Despite being disappointed by half of the six segments, each of them was definitely well-directed and beautifully shot with great performances.

I'd like to give it another watch, maybe each segment individually. I feel like I'd enjoy it more if I wasn't comparing each of them to one another.

Update After Second Viewing:

If you felt a little unsure after your first watch, I'd strongly recommend revisiting it. This movie is great. 'Surly Joe' will never get out of my head.

16. Eighth Grade (2018)

R | 93 min | Comedy, Drama

85 Metascore

An introverted teenage girl tries to survive the last week of her disastrous eighth grade year before leaving to start high school.

Director: Bo Burnham | Stars: Elsie Fisher, Josh Hamilton, Emily Robinson, Jake Ryan

Votes: 82,459 | Gross: $13.54M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #5 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #38 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

An extremely authentic and incredibly well-written coming-of-age film; one of the best the genre has ever seen. It's funny, emotional and features some great performances; potentially all overshadowed by how outstanding Elsie Fisher is in the lead role. Everyone's calling this film "relatable" and I was surprised that it managed to extend beyond "ooh boy wasn't being 13 rough" and actually deliver as a much more satisfying exploration of social interaction, insecurity and everyday anxieties.

This film is refreshingly and surprisingly in-touch with what Gen-X eighth grade is (it's suitably cringe-y and embarrassing); and achieves a unique sense of humour as an extension of that. My only complaint would be the often flat-looking visual aesthetic. Outside of that, this is a film for everyone, and is without a doubt one of the most accessible movies of the year (in the best way possible).

17. Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

PG-13 | 147 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

87 Metascore

Ethan Hunt and his IMF team, along with some familiar allies, race against time after a mission gone wrong.

Director: Christopher McQuarrie | Stars: Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg

Votes: 378,093 | Gross: $220.16M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #4 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #26 Times Seen: 5

Thoughts:

I agree with the general consensus that 'Fallout' is the best of the 'M:I' movies. This is a series where I get hyped like a week outside of a new films release, and then I see it and I have a good time, and then I kind of forget about it and wait three years for the next one to come around. This on the other hand, is a movie that I really want to see again soon. It's essentially a passing-grade kind of spy story, but the action sequences are so insanely impressive; as well as being the most engaging and fun set-pieces that I've seen in a long time. There were so many great moments in this film that I can't wait to revisit, and they're arranged and paced throughout the movie in a clever way, so that the film on the whole is completely engaging from start to finish.

The opening scene had me worried, because it was essentially just a front-loaded exposition dump, and it all just went in one ear and out the other. Following that, was one of the most entertaining blockbuster films of the decade. Sure, I have my problems with the movie. I'm of the opinion that Henry Cavill is not a very good actor. I find he struggles with convincing, natural dialogue delivery, and that carries over into this film. Having said that, I did like him in the movie and without him and his character, this movie wouldn't have been as good. He fills the role perfectly when it comes to the physical side of it. He does a great job in the action scenes, and he can't help but have screen presence because he's just so massive.

Everything from the HALO jump to the bathroom fight to the chase through Paris to the helicopter sequence; there are just so many unforgettable scenes in this film that it stands head and shoulders above every straight Hollywood action film of the last few years. I actually really loved the score in this movie. I know some people have complained that it's generic, but I felt that it really set a fun and frenetic tone in many scenes, whilst feeling quite classical. Standouts on the soundtrack include 'Free Fall', 'Fallout' and 'The Exchange'. Mixed with the top-notch sound design, this is just a really nice movie to listen to. But what really sets this film above the rest, what really makes it the best film in the franchise, and the best straight-forward action movie in recent memory: is the glorious mustache. That bad boy has like 50 minutes of screen-time. Genuine respect to Paramount for being so petty and actually improving 'Justice League'.

18. BlacKkKlansman (2018)

R | 135 min | Biography, Comedy, Crime

83 Metascore

Ron Stallworth, an African American police officer from Colorado Springs, Colorado, successfully infiltrates the local Ku Klux Klan branch aided by a Jewish surrogate who eventually becomes its leader. Based on actual events.

Director: Spike Lee | Stars: John David Washington, Adam Driver, Laura Harrier, Topher Grace

Votes: 291,070 | Gross: $49.28M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #28 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

Like I needed any more reason to love Adam Driver. 'BlacKkKlansman' is an entertaining and powerful film that manages to balance a unique tone; constantly oscillating between genuine, intelligent comedy and uncomfortable, confronting tension. This sounds like a recipe for disaster, but the script here is really great; making it look easy. I mostly like the way Spike Lee directed this movie; I was often impressed throughout at how much this feels like an actual film from the 1970s. The costume and art direction were absolutely outstanding. The performances are great; most notably Driver, Washington and Grace who I'd love to see receive some recognition come awards season. The score, though often repetitive was pretty great, especially the main theme which really helped establish a style and reflect the tone effectively. Not to spoil the film, but the ending will be a topic of discussion and I believe it earned what might otherwise be considered cheap or manipulative. It felt relevant and it's always great to see a film that stands out, and isn't afraid to make a statement. There's one character who feels a little cliched (in terms of storytelling) and the climax of the film ended in a bit of an odd way. Some characters are a little underwritten in favour of keeping the focus on the main story, and the story is at times slightly repetitive. Outside of these small issues, I really enjoyed this film and can't wait to see it again. It's a good film that works outside of its politics, but its politics get you thinking and hopefully talking as well. I'd highly recommend seeing it in theaters. The crowd I saw it with seemed to really love it and it's great to see Lee release a film that seems to be finding its way to a wide audience.

19. First Man (2018)

PG-13 | 141 min | Biography, Drama, History

84 Metascore

A look at the life of the astronaut, Neil Armstrong, and the legendary space mission that led him to become the first man to walk on the Moon on July 20, 1969.

Director: Damien Chazelle | Stars: Ryan Gosling, Claire Foy, Jason Clarke, Kyle Chandler

Votes: 202,224 | Gross: $44.94M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #6 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #50 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

One of the best NASA movie ever made; it's certainly up there with the likes of 'Apollo 13' and not much else. Though I'm admittedly a bit of an 'Apollo 11' skeptic, I thoroughly enjoyed this film and it's great to see director Chazelle try something completely different from his previous films. My only real complaint towards this movie that sees it sit a little below his previous two films is that it felt a little repetitive around the middle. Aside from that, this is an excellent historical film with some of the best cinematography you'll see all year, as well as some genuinely pretty flawless visual effects. The score is also a tad repetitive, but still well-done and memorable. This is one of the most technically proficient films of the year. Ryan Gosling provides one of his best performances yet but Claire Foy is the real standout here.

20. Sorry to Bother You (2018)

R | 112 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

78 Metascore

In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success, propelling him into a universe of greed.

Director: Boots Riley | Stars: LaKeith Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Jermaine Fowler, Omari Hardwick

Votes: 88,182 | Gross: $17.49M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #23 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #73 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

This got way better when it got weird, it did take until the third act to get there though. Felt a little overlong and awkwardly paced especially in the second act. Great performances and a fun sense of style, felt very unique and fresh; but it was held back by its pacing issues and I would've liked a little more subtlety at points. A good film with an interesting voice and important subjects to explore.

21. Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

TV-MA | 90 min | Drama, Fantasy, Mystery

A young programmer starts to question reality when he adapts a mad writer's fantasy novel into a video game.

Director: David Slade | Stars: Fionn Whitehead, Craig Parkinson, Alice Lowe, Asim Chaudhry

Votes: 136,246

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #17 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #70 Times Played?: 2

Thoughts:

Is this even a movie? Ah well, it's going on the list anyway. So this was pretty fun. The story is far from the best of 'Black Mirror', but for what this film is trying to do, it's mostly engaging with some fun performances and a relatively interesting main character. Will Poulter is a real standout here; his character was very watchable and entertaining. The ending that I got was pretty great but towards the third act, things started to feel just a little too repetitive and the approximate 110-minutes that it took me to finish it did feel much closer to 2.5 hours. After a while it kind of lost narrative momentum and I felt like I wasn't doing it properly because the story stopped introducing new elements and I was just left to revisit moments and make different decisions to reach the end of the story. But despite this, the actual ending that I got was very satisfying and there's lots to chew on conceptually throughout. This all makes for what might be the most groundbreaking, interesting and original science-fiction film of the year. It's not airtight in its storytelling and it's far from perfect; but being the first of its kind, it's undeniably special. I don't believe that this is necessarily the future of entertainment, but I'm excited to see what other kinds of stories we can tell through this "new?" medium. Imagine this concept placed on to different genres.

It's difficult to review this traditionally, and even more difficult to give it a numerical rating; because I'll have a slightly different experience to others who've completed it. I certainly had some issues with it, and if you really just don't find this concept fun at all, then it's just going to come across as gimmicky and all you'll have left is a middle-range 'Black Mirror' story. But I had a blast with it. I can't help but enjoy anything that's this ambitious and I'm excited to see where the technology of personalized entertainment goes from here.

22. Thoroughbreds (2017)

R | 92 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

75 Metascore

Two upper-class teenage girls in suburban Connecticut rekindle their unlikely friendship after years of growing apart. Together, they hatch a plan to solve both of their problems-no matter what the cost.

Director: Cory Finley | Stars: Olivia Cooke, Anya Taylor-Joy, Anton Yelchin, Paul Sparks

Votes: 46,412 | Gross: $2.83M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #19 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

This was a really good movie. It has great performances, memorable visuals and a constantly engaging and unpredictable story. The three leads all turn in fantastic performances, and I was extremely entertained throughout. I don't want to spoil what happens, but I was surprised by how unsure I was of where the story would go from beginning to end. I'd recommend this film highly, but don't expect it to be a typical teen movie or anything. This is definitely not that, but that subversion of genre helps the film a lot.

23. If Beale Street Could Talk (2018)

R | 119 min | Drama, Romance

87 Metascore

A young woman embraces her pregnancy while she and her family set out to prove her childhood friend and lover innocent of a crime he didn't commit.

Director: Barry Jenkins | Stars: KiKi Layne, Stephan James, Regina King, Teyonah Parris

Votes: 52,494 | Gross: $14.92M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #20 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #83 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A well-directed film with some fantastic performances (KiKi Layne, Regina King and Stephan James in particular) beautiful cinematography by James Laxton (Moonlight). The score by Nicholas Britell was also a huge stand-out and I wouldn't be surprised if it manages to take home the Oscar this year. Overall this was a very well-made film, but I can't say it really left an impact on me and I'm not in any hurry to revisit it. It's definitely a step down from 'Moonlight', which I consider to be one of the best films of the decade. Still, it's by no means even an average movie; it's very well done and it falls slightly short of being great mostly due to my own experience with it. Everything about it on a technical level is exceptional and I can totally see why people love it, but it just didn't do it for me. Took a while for me to get into it and some scenes were a little repetitive, but it is good movie with something to say and it definitely does it well. Still very much invested in Barry Jenkins as one of the most promising up-and-coming filmmakers working today.

24. Searching (III) (2018)

PG-13 | 102 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller

71 Metascore

After his teenage daughter goes missing, a desperate father tries to find clues on her laptop.

Director: Aneesh Chaganty | Stars: John Cho, Debra Messing, Joseph Lee, Michelle La

Votes: 179,922 | Gross: $26.02M

7/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #9 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #46 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I was extremely skeptical and extremely surprised by this film. Films like the 'Unfriended' series left such a bad taste in everyone's mouth for the kind of film concept. I started seeing the film getting really good reviews but still didn't think I'd like it because I was convinced of how ugly a way this is to present your film. But fortunately the filmmakers knew what they were doing and this film turns it's creative limitations into an opportunity to actually be creative. Who would've thought that possible after seeing the 'Unfriended' movies? This is a very engaging thriller that had me genuinely hooked for the majority of its runtime. It overcomes its usually terrible presentation concept by doing it accurately and imaginatively. There wasn't so often that I found myself questioning why the characters were using technology in certain ways for the benefit of the audience. This has always been a pitfall of this specific sub-genre and whenever it happens it always breaks immersion for a cinematic format that's supposed to be completely immersive. However this film was surprisingly riveting.

John Cho was pretty great in the lead role; this being a role where you have to be on screen for basically the entire film. He carries the film quite well and his performance provides the story with its emotional core. I thought I'd be complaining about the films visual aesthetic, but it is in fact edited with such detail and less misguided attention to keeping it "found footage". This allowed the creatives to maintain some freedom in how things were presented and it actually made it much more believable. Overall, this was a pretty great movie and easily one of the better studio films of the year (and especially from Sony). It's hard to sell because of how horribly this concept has been done in the past, but as someone who thought the novelty was inherently terrible, I enjoyed this film a lot.

25. Fahrenheit 11/9 (2018)

R | 128 min | Documentary

69 Metascore

Filmmaker Michael Moore examines the current state of American politics, particularly the Donald Trump presidency and gun violence, while highlighting the power of grassroots democratic movements.

Director: Michael Moore | Stars: Jim Acosta, Roger Ailes, Brooke Baldwin, Ashleigh Banfield

Votes: 20,393 | Gross: $6.35M

6.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #18 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #63 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

An entertaining, thought-provoking and genuinely informative documentary. Some sections are reaching a bit, as Michael Moore is liable to do, but a lot of the information in this movie made me feel ignorant for not knowing prior. It's less a "take-down" of Trump, and more of a general examination of the current political state of America, and how it affects the population. The film opens with Michael Moore asking how we got here, and I think he does a pretty great job of dissecting what led to the 2016 election result. Would recommend it either way you swing politically.

26. Climax (I) (2018)

R | 97 min | Drama, Horror, Music

69 Metascore

French dancers gather in a remote, empty school building to rehearse on a wintry night. The all-night celebration morphs into a hallucinatory nightmare when they learn their sangria is laced with LSD.

Director: Gaspar Noé | Stars: Sofia Boutella, Romain Guillermic, Souheila Yacoub, Kiddy Smile

Votes: 79,381 | Gross: $0.80M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #26 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #85 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I found the latest effort by Gaspar Noe to be gross, dragged-out and honestly insufferable; and it’s clear that this was exactly what Noe was looking to achieve. I really can’t fault the film on that front and it’s technical merit is undeniable. Breath-taking camerawork and lighting, fused with some of the most kinetic and violent dance choreography ever captured for feature film. This appears to be a very inspired vision in terms of its filmmaking and I feel like I was supposed to like this movie, but it’s a difficult one to appreciate. Sure, it’s designed to put you at the centre of the awful experience that the characters are dealing with, but it also establishes the characters as awful people; so it’s not as though it positions you to empathise with them. It does so by way of an excruciatingly long sequence in which Noe continues in trying your patience; as our surrogate characters talk openly and shamelessly about their obviously disgusting desires and intentions.

This movie sells itself as an experience, but I struggled to invest emotionally or intellectually here due to the lack of any fresh or engaging substance. Sure, drugs are bad and humans can also be bad. It’s pretty clear that if Noe had anything else on his mind whilst crafting this film, it was a desire to tackle the darker side of human nature (the setting of an empty school building appears very purposeful). Drugs and the notion of crafting a film experience around that of a drug experience doesn’t appeal to me on its own terms; drugs just aren’t interesting to me as subject matter. Something like ‘The Holy Mountain’ has a lot more to offer than that subtextually, and I’m not sure that the same can be said for ‘Climax’. Maybe it’ll grow on me over time, maybe I’ll hear a unique interpretation that opens my mind up to a new way of appreciating this movie beyond its admittedly impressive technical achievements. Instead of feeling immersed and trapped into this horrible, nightmare experience, I honestly just found the film tedious and repetitive. Again, this feels somewhat intentional and essential to the experience, but to what purpose was Noe testing us?

The directing here employs a vast array of clever filmmaking tricks and tools to craft an immersive experience but I felt distanced by it all. I don’t think you’re supposed to enjoy it by traditional entertainment standards, but surely there needs to be something else to appreciate here outside of it managing to be an intentionally painful 90-minutes. I genuinely hated the experience of watching this. Films like ‘Mother!’, ‘Killing of a Sacred Deer’ and 2018’s ‘Suspiria’ all felt like similarly immensely uncomfortable viewing experiences, but all three were tremendously engaging and thoughtful films that I loved and couldn’t stop thinking about. This on the other hand felt too (frankly) boring to appreciate in the same way. This is likely the most perfunctory and useless star-rating I’ve given out in 2018, as it’s difficult for me to decide how much credit I ought to give this film for being everything it wanted to be, but not at all enjoying exactly that. Maybe I was supposed to take drugs to enjoy this, but even if I were looking to have a drugged up film experience I’d probably rather be watching ‘Holmes and Watson’ or some shit.

27. Creed II (2018)

PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Drama, Sport

66 Metascore

Under the tutelage of Rocky Balboa, newly crowned heavyweight champion Adonis Creed faces off against Viktor Drago, the son of Ivan Drago.

Director: Steven Caple Jr. | Stars: Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad

Votes: 155,487 | Gross: $115.72M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #16 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #54 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

Even when the movies in the Rocky franchise suck, I love them. This one however was a pretty good movie and surprisingly compelling. It felt less artistic and mature than the first film, but it upped the intensity to eleven and managed to present a gripping narrative with appreciated care for character complexity. I never expected this sequel to be as good as its predecessor, but I do think that this was as good a non-Coogler sequel we were going to get. Steven Caple Jr. proves himself to be a talented filmmaker, and Ludwig Göransson provides another excellent score. Michael B. Jordan is still great in the lead role, and though he's less charismatic in favour of an angrier, more emotional Adonis Creed, it's something different for the character despite having a much weaker character arc. Dolph Lundgren is great and I actually would've liked to see even more of him.

Sure, this movie sticks to the usual series formula but it's not a problem for me. It's one of the more effective films in the franchise and a lesser Creed sequel is still ahead of most Rocky films.

28. Shrek Retold (2018 Video)

Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

After his swamp is filled with magical creatures, Shrek agrees to rescue Princess Fiona for a villainous lord in order to get his land back.

Director: Grant Duffrin | Stars: Grant Duffrin, Eric Nitshcke, Harry Antonucci, Russell Bailey

Votes: 1,516

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #28 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #86 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

The cinema of the future is here.

29. Annihilation (I) (2018)

R | 115 min | Adventure, Drama, Horror

79 Metascore

A biologist signs up for a dangerous, secret expedition into a mysterious zone where the laws of nature don't apply.

Director: Alex Garland | Stars: Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tessa Thompson, Benedict Wong

Votes: 361,414 | Gross: $32.73M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #2 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #5 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I have pretty mixed feelings when it comes to Alex Garland's latest sci-fi venture. On the one hand it's largely boring and uneventful, with a complete lack of any engaging elements due to paper thin, dull characters and an unpleasant visual aesthetic. The first half-an-hour was super boring and difficult to sit through, then once the plot kicked in, I still wasn't as interested as I was expecting to be. Once they entered 'The Shimmer', the film moved quite slowly as they gradually explored and discovered elements of this mysterious zone. I'm fine with sci-fi films moving slowly in parts, because I think it gives the audience room to breathe and contemplate ideas of their own in relation to the film. However, it takes so long for this film to even get interesting that by the time the interesting concepts come up, I was just wanting the film to end. Visually, I did not enjoy what this film had to offer. 'The Shimmer' had a colour palette comparable to that one you get when you mix every colour paint into one.

The performances were surprisingly also quite dull, which is a shame because I usually love the work given by these actors in different films. A grand total of two scenes stood out in this film as memorable/interesting. The first being the scene with the bear creature. It was tense despite not caring about the characters and the effects looked pretty great. The second of course being everything inside the "lighthouse". These moments were well-directed and the last 20-minutes or so were an audio-visual delight. It's a shame however that everything that came before it was so ridiculously un-engaging that it became difficult to get invested in these extremely well-done scenes. I should also mention that the soundtrack was quite effective throughout.

The concepts on display here were as interesting as Garland has ever raised. This was expected as Garland is one of the most thoughtful and intelligent science-fiction screenwriters in the business. I did however find it extremely difficult to care about these ideas when everything outside of them was so often unappealing. I know I'm in the minority when it comes to opinions on this film, but because I wasn't enjoying the film due to its slow pace and displeasing presentation, I wasn't able to have fun thinking about these concepts. Surprisingly for Garland, some of the scenes were terribly-written and just felt like the screenwriter was talking to the audience, rather than creating authentic dialogue that an actual human being would ever say.

I would say that the main reason this film didn’t work for me was the structure. The framing device Garland decided to implement into this story drained the film of the much needed narrative momentum that could’ve propelled this into being a great film. It’s odd because I think this element was one of ‘Ex Machina’s’ greatest strengths. Not sure why this story was t presented in the same manner, and I do feel that the structure is entirely responsible for more than half of the film being quite dull.

So overall a very mixed bag. I didn't enjoy the film very much but I can't deny that it achieved quite a bit (whilst failing at quite a lot as well). It's probably a film that benefits from a second or even a third viewing, but I don't really have any interest in sitting through it again. I feel I should re-iterate that I have absolutely nothing to complain about in the final 20-minutes however, and I do really appreciate and respect this film for just being interesting and intelligent, more so than I would other films of this elk in terms of it’s presentation.

30. A Star Is Born (2018)

R | 136 min | Drama, Music, Romance

88 Metascore

A musician helps a young singer find fame as age and alcoholism send his own career into a downward spiral.

Director: Bradley Cooper | Stars: Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Sam Elliott, Greg Grunberg

Votes: 419,326 | Gross: $215.29M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #21 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #48 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I didn't expect to love this movie as much as everyone else, because the trailer made me roll my eyes. I have to admit that I was impressed by the filmmaking on display, especially from an actor turned first-time director. I found myself more engaged for the first two acts than I was expecting I would be. But the third act left me pretty unimpressed. Lady Gaga is actually pretty great here, but her character is quite basic and the focus is shifted more towards Cooper's lead. Which is a shame because even though he's supposed to be the complicated, Oscar-winning character study; his character is extremely conventional and an amalgamation of tired cliches. Cooper's performance is solid but this film even as a whole felt very uninspired from a screenwriting perspective. Like they wanted to do a realistic, modern, gritty interpretation of the story, but they didn't do anything interesting with the material anyway. This is one of the most predictable films of the year and the ending was very off-putting to me. I kind of figured that was where they were heading with the story, but when they did it, it was to no real purpose. It doesn't really progress Gaga's Ally as a character. It's just kind of there because we needed a tear-jerker ending if we wanna win Best Picture and Best Actor.

The entire film felt very conventional when I felt like that's exactly the opposite of what they were going for in tone and even the message of the film. If this film has anything to say (which it doesn't really), it's that you have to stay true to yourself in art and say what you have to say. Like there's a scene dedicated to Cooper flat-out telling us that this is the point of the movie. But this movie doesn't actually have anything to say about much of its subject matter. It features alcoholism and drug abuse but it just includes them as a tired trope to try and make the lead character interesting, and give him something to struggle with. I wished they spent less time showing Bradley Cooper drinking alcohol, and dove more into his younger life with his brother. Or maybe restructure the film to explore Ally's life after the events of the ending, rather than pass off a musical number as enough closure for her character. The film felt very safe and uninterested in doing anything too complex. This probably isn't a problem for most people seeing how it's made buckets of money, cracked the Top 250 here on IMDb and will probably win Best Picture, but this is how I felt about the film.

31. Mid90s (2018)

R | 85 min | Comedy, Drama

66 Metascore

Follows Stevie, a thirteen-year-old in 1990s-era Los Angeles who spends his summer navigating between his troubled home life and a group of new friends that he meets at a Motor Avenue skate shop.

Director: Jonah Hill | Stars: Sunny Suljic, Katherine Waterston, Lucas Hedges, Na-kel Smith

Votes: 77,933 | Gross: $7.36M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #23 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #69 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Enjoyed this film in the first act and especially the second act. The third act felt quite forced and all of the drama felt a little predicable and very clearly manipulative. The best scenes in this movie consist of the main characters just hanging out and talking to one another. The dialogue in this movie is really well-written and genuinely funny. The acting is mostly great and the casting is probably the films greatest asset. What I really loved about this film was just how natural and real the character interactions felt. All of the young cast manage to feel like real people and it gives the film a unique authenticity that makes it all the more engaging. I honestly feel like some of the more traditionally dramatic elements were completely unnecessary however. I understand that they may have been a part of the ideas Hill wanted to convey; but I do feel that if he'd found a way to do this with a bit more subtlety, then I would've enjoyed the film as a whole a lot more. The stakes that are introduced later on feel tonally inconsistent and almost as if they're from a lesser film than the level of quality and nuance that had been established up until that point. So essentially, it felt authentic until it didn't. I do feel like Hill really managed to capture a sense of time and place rather effectively and I would recommend this film overall despite my problems with it. It's disappointing that it got so close to being really good, but as it stands it's a decent, enjoyable movie.

32. Under the Silver Lake (2018)

R | 139 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

60 Metascore

Sam, a disenchanted young man, finds a mysterious woman swimming in his apartment's pool one night. The next morning, she disappears. Sam sets off across LA to find her, and along the way he uncovers a conspiracy far more bizarre.

Director: David Robert Mitchell | Stars: Andrew Garfield, Riley Keough, Topher Grace, Callie Hernandez

Votes: 51,291 | Gross: $0.05M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #21 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #66 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Was actually kind of disappointed by this film. I really enjoyed 'It Follows' and the trailers for this film looked very interesting. I can definitely say that this is one of the more visually compelling and creatively-shot films of 2018 (like by far), but I can't say the same for the film as a whole. The story is interesting and the many twists and turns throughout the narrative were fun to follow. All of the performances were entertaining and the choice of music and how it's used was quite fun. The setting of many scenes was also creative and unique, both in terms of location and set design. My enjoyment and overall opinion of the film seemed to oscillate between scenes however. There were a couple of scenes that reminded me of that terrible moment in 'A Ghost Story' were characters just start spewing pseudo-intellectual nonsense and it felt quite cringe-y. It was unclear to me on my first viewing as to whether or not this was being done ironically; but I'm pretty sure it wasn't. Especially seeing as how it wasn't really being communicated to explore or give us any insight into one of the major characters (some characters existed solely for this purpose). Sometimes this over-explaining of story elements was passable, as this could be construed as an homage to Old Hollywood; but only when it relates to plot points and not thematic interests the film may have. There were some very interesting story elements and themes, but then there would be a bad scene that threw away all subtlety for something a little more obnoxious. This also isn't something that I will point out too often, but the directing in this movie felt VERY male-gaze-y, and a lot of it definitely didn't come across as purposeful. The 140-minute run-time felt a little unnecessary, and though this film is mostly interesting throughout, it feels as though the run-time was more a result of a messy script with an abundance of ideas and a lack of focus. It's a very mixed bag and most of the problems come from the overly busy script and the off-putting way in which female characters are presented throughout.

33. Game Night (I) (2018)

R | 100 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

66 Metascore

A group of friends who meet regularly for game nights find themselves entangled in a real-life mystery when the shady brother of one of them is seemingly kidnapped by dangerous gangsters.

Directors: John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein | Stars: Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, Kyle Chandler, Sharon Horgan

Votes: 255,665 | Gross: $69.18M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #18 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A fun film, even if it was a one-time watch kind of experience for me. The performances were all pretty solid and the story was super entertaining throughout. You'll be trying to guess what's going to happen, and you think it's going to be predictable, but the script always stays one or two steps ahead of you. You can't tell whether certain elements are cliched or they're going to subvert your expectations, and it keeps the film fun and entertaining to watch for its full run-time. The film is actually really well-shot, with many unique camera tricks and ambitiously-staged scenes. The film is also pretty funny in parts, but I think it delivers more as just an entertaining film, rather than a full-on comedy; and that's okay because it works. The characters aren't really a standout despite being competently-written and many aspects of the film feel a little too studio-comedy for my taste; but these are minor complaints for what is a well-made fun time.

34. Andre the Giant (2018 TV Movie)

TV-14 | 85 min | Documentary, Biography, Sport

A look at the life and career of professional wrestler André Roussimoff, who gained notoriety in the 1980s as Andre the Giant.

Director: Jason Hehir | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Rob Reiner

Votes: 6,863

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #9 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #35 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

An entertaining, thoughtful and loving tribute to a fascinating individual. There is however a little too much Hulk Hogan here for a film that's only 85-minutes long, especially seeing as how much there is to explore when diving into the life of such an interesting man.

35. Incredibles 2 (2018)

PG | 118 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

80 Metascore

The Incredibles family takes on a new mission which involves a change in family roles: Bob Parr (Mr. Incredible) must manage the house while his wife Helen (Elastigirl) goes out to save the world.

Director: Brad Bird | Stars: Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell, Huck Milner

Votes: 331,181 | Gross: $608.58M

6/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #15 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

The most anticipated animated film of all time is here, and I actually wasn't as disappointed as I thought I'd be. First off, the animation here is ridiculously impressive and the score by Giacchino was of course fantastic. I didn't spot any new tracks, but the film didn't need them to have a great soundtrack as the original score is one of the best of the 2000s. The film had its funny moments and was very entertaining from start to finish. The film is an obvious improvement on a technical level, due to the advancements in animation technology; but I didn't expect that this would extend to the action scenes as well. The trailers don't really do a good job of selling just how creative and engaging some of the fight and chase scenes are here. I specifically loved the bike chase with Elastigirl, and the incorporation of the various superpowers at play in the third act. This leads me into some of my negatives with the film.

All of the new characters are seriously lacking. The villain is underwritten in the sense that their motivations feel lazy and unoriginal. This antagonist also makes some odd choices in their attempt to fulfill their goals. There's a group of new superhero characters, and most of them have really cool powers that lend to the outstanding action sequences, but the characters themselves are mostly non-characters with no actual place in the story, and the ones that they do choose to focus on are annoying. The returning side-characters such as Frozone (I love Frozone) and Edna Mode are handled pretty well, and Bird is smart enough to avoid too much fan service due to the fact that both of these films take place within about the span of a week. The focus on Jack Jack might be an issue for some people but I found him fun and was always interested in what crazy s*** he might pull out next. I enjoyed the dynamic of Mr. Incredible having to switch places in the story with Elastigirl this time. It was a natural extension of his character arc from the first film.

I did really enjoy this movie, I was entertained from start to finish, It got a few genuine laughs out of me and I do want to see it again in the future. However, I feel like I can't give too much credit to the film, because a lot of what I enjoyed about it felt like leftovers from the original. The film itself doesn't really bring any new ideas to the table, rather it just continues on from some loose character threads. Think about everything the original created, the characters, the score, the iconic moments the memorable dialogue. This one doesn't so much invent as it does revisit. Some might say this is a stupid complaint because it's a sequel, and of course I wouldn't want them to create entirely new characters or anything, but the story doesn't really do anything all that new with them outside of building upon Mr. Incredible's character from the first. A great sequel needs to be an essential extension of its predecessor; this on the other hand feels more like a fun and entertaining revisit of the original. That's to me at least, why the film falls short of the original. Because of this, I'm not particularly anticipating an 'Incredibles 3'. It's not the game-changer that the first film was, and I never expected it would be. It is however a satisfying sequel that I enjoyed quite a bit.

36. Black Panther (2018)

PG-13 | 134 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

88 Metascore

T'Challa, heir to the hidden but advanced kingdom of Wakanda, must step forward to lead his people into a new future and must confront a challenger from his country's past.

Director: Ryan Coogler | Stars: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira

Votes: 837,492 | Gross: $700.06M

5.5/10 Highest Ranking on This List: #1 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #3 Times Seen: 3

Thoughts:

'Black Panther' is a fine entry into the MCU. I'm glad that it was so successful and I respect its cultural relevance. I do however have some issues with it. The first act, with the exception of Michael B. Jordan's introduction, is pretty dull. The structuring of the flashback scenes leads to some odd pacing and there's a lot of walking and talking in the first 40 minutes or so. I didn't appreciate the attempts at inserting meme jokes into the dialogue, and for me basically all of the comedy fell flat. The film is littered with unconvincing CGI and I can't excuse this flaw in a film with a $200m production budget. I find it annoying that the story expects us to believe T'Challa is dead for a solid 15 minutes in the transition between the second and third act. Not only does the script carry some serious structural issues, but much of the dialogue is equally shoddy. I also found the film to be generally cliched and predictable throughout. Despite these issues that all genuinely annoy me, I do kinda like this movie, even if it gets worse the more I think about it. I love the politics and intent of it, and if the film around the discussion had only been better, it would have easily been one of the best Marvel movies.

I love the character of Erik Killmonger, but I find that Michael B. Jordan is simultaneously giving a good and bad performance. He embodies the character perfectly, providing a captivating screen presence in all of his scenes. However, he is often expected to spurt ham-fisted dialogue about his motivations and emotions to the audience, as if to tell us why we should sympathize with him. It just comes across as cheesy, but regardless of this, he's still one of the best villains in any comic book film. This character seems to be the main focus of the writers, and it's the only aspect of the script that truly stands out as exceptional. I do wish we could have gotten a little more from Killmonger's reign as king of Wakanda, and I felt there would definitely be room for this if some fat had been trimmed from the first act. Other standout performances are Andy Serkis and Lupita Nyong'o. I enjoyed all of the creative technology on display and the chase sequence in South Korea was a highlight, even if it isn't all that relevant to the larger story. The soundtrack is really unique and interesting, drawing on a vast array of influences and styles; which is a massive improvement over the usual temp-track copycat style that plagues the majority of modern blockbusters. My biggest complaint with the movie in general, is how disappointing it is and how much better it could be with some storytelling changes. Overall I found this to be an okay movie with some disappointing elements that seriously weigh it down.

37. Upgrade (2018)

R | 100 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

67 Metascore

Set in the near-future, technology controls nearly all aspects of life. But when the world of Grey, a self-labeled technophobe, is turned upside down, his only hope for revenge is an experimental computer chip implant.

Director: Leigh Whannell | Stars: Logan Marshall-Green, Melanie Vallejo, Steve Danielsen, Abby Craden

Votes: 206,770 | Gross: $11.98M

5.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #9 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #29 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

'Upgrade' was a pretty fun movie with a neat concept and some very entertaining action scenes. It's pretty cheesy but that's not really a problem for me. Normally this would be an issue if a film takes itself as seriously as this does, but it maintained a sort of grind-house style throughout, so it mostly just served to make the entertaining scenes more entertaining, rather than detract from the dramatic ones. Logan Marshall-Green gives a great lead performance, and without his charismatic presence I doubt I would've enjoyed the film as much as I did. On the other hand, many of the supporting performances were lacking, the story moved a little too slowly in some stretches and there's some questionable writing at times. I believe the story would've been much more entertaining had it been able to find a way where it never had to stop for dialogue scenes. It also felt a little under-cooked in terms of its world, like none of the elements of this future feel particularly fresh or memorable. Of course, the camerawork is unique, lending the film a memorable visual aesthetic. The effects are all really convincing, especially for a movie with this low of a budget. Not to mention just how neat much of this film is; from the action concepts to the satisfying conclusion.

38. Ronnie Coleman: The King (2018)

93 min | Documentary

Eight-time Mr. Olympia champion Ronnie Coleman has underwent six surgeries after his pro career and he needs crutches to walk, but his dedication and motivation for training isn't gone.

Director: Vlad Yudin | Stars: Ronnie Coleman, Jay Cutler, Rich Gaspari, Kai Greene

Votes: 4,263

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #39 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #84 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I find the subject matter of bodybuilding fascinating and this man's life was very interesting to learn about. Not a particularly memorable or standout doco in terms of its filmmaking and presentation, but one that I certainly enjoyed watching.

39. Teen Titans GO! To the Movies (2018)

PG | 84 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

69 Metascore

A villain's maniacal plan for world domination sidetracks five teenage superheroes who dream of Hollywood stardom.

Directors: Aaron Horvath, Peter Rida Michail | Stars: Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton, Tara Strong

Votes: 21,688 | Gross: $29.79M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #21 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #52 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Surprisingly one of the better superhero films of the year. It does the 'Deadpool' thing of self-aware genre parody, and though much of the comedy is just as obvious, it is cleverer and funnier. This film is comparable to the LEGO movies in terms of its sense of humour. It's shortcomings however lie in the animation style, which though refreshingly 2-D and consistent with the style of the show, does weigh it down a bit because it's an obvious carry over from a cheap kids show. I also wan't really a big fan of the multiple musical numbers and it's not the most memorable film. I imagine most adults will only seek this movie out once and it's a solid one-time watch. I was entertained for the entirety of its short run-time and it managed to get a few genuine laughs out of me. I would overall recommend it as a nice surprise.

40. Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

PG-13 | 135 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

62 Metascore

During an adventure in the criminal underworld, Han Solo meets his future co-pilot Chewbacca and Lando Calrissian years before joining the Rebel Alliance.

Director: Ron Howard | Stars: Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia Clarke, Donald Glover

Votes: 379,124 | Gross: $213.77M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #5 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #12 Times Seen: 2

Thoughts:

'Solo' is surprisingly better than I expected but still nothing special or particularly memorable. It's looking like this film will be the first box office bomb for the franchise. Obviously this film had an absolute clusterf**k production; what with the firing of Lord and Miller due to their insistence on going over budget and working behind schedule. To combat this, Disney fired them resulting in the production going even more over budget and behind schedule to become the most expensive Star Wars film of all time. Even on concept alone, this was not a film that anyone should've been so confident as to throw this much money at. As a result, Disney decided to keep throwing money at this production to try and hopefully turn a small profit. Of course this didn't work because the marketing was atrocious and now here we are.

The film doesn't feel at any point that it was cobbled together and salvaged however, and the result is a super straight-forward film that doesn't leave any impact on the viewer whatsoever. Alden Ehrenreich's performance was fine but nothing on his behalf contributed toward capturing the character of Han Solo. It felt like everything that resembled the character in this film was already there in the writing, and he was just doing a "stock action hero" performance. Donald Glover on the other hand was able to achieve the exact opposite effect; feeling as though he perfectly captured the spirit of Lando Calrissian and imitating the mannerisms of Billy Dee Williams perfectly; however in this case the writing didn't really give him anything interesting to do performance-wise. The character writing is pretty poor here. We learn nothing new or unique about any of these characters. The relationships between each and every one of them feels forced and unnatural. The only two characters with chemistry are Han Solo and Chewbacca. Characters such as the Jon Favreau alien and especially L3-37 were extremely annoying to me. The action scenes were mostly entertaining but nothing too exciting. The cinematography was surprisingly lacking, with many scenes being so dimly lit that this aspect alone kind of ruined my opinion on the films visuals. Outside of this flaw, the film isn't actually all that ugly at all, but the darkness of almost every scene renders the film an unpleasant viewing experience. There's issues with the writing that feel a little more fundamental to what makes or breaks an adventure film. For example; Han doesn't really fail or struggle all that much in this film, he's written through the lens of everything we know about him after the events of this story. He's romanticized to the point that he's a pretty flawless character (so the opposite of Luke Skywalker in 'Last Jedi'). I imagine this would please more people than it would annoy, but for me it felt cheap and lazy.

There's a lot I didn't like about the movie but there were a few things I found worthy of praise. I didn't expect that this film would actually be more in like tonally and stylistically with 'The Clone Wars' than the previous Disney films. I felt that the film handled its fan service elements in a more subtle and less obnoxious manner than something like 'Rogue One'. Although on the other hand, every single instance of Han Solo origin stuff was handled poorly to put it lightly (a lot of it had me rolling my eyes). The third act is much more entertaining than everything that preceded it and I enjoyed the ridiculously convoluted final confrontation. I liked the score by John Powell, especially a fun reincorporation of 'The Imperial March' and his inclusion of choir into the soundtrack. I may dislike a lot of what this movie did but I'm not someone who feels the need to get mad when a series I like releases something I don't like. I don't have to watch this movie if I don't want to and the movies that I do like aren't going anywhere. I did genuinely enjoy this movie more than I expected to, so I wouldn't begrudge anyone who loved it. I'll even probably see it again some time (that is if I can manage to set my TV brightness on a super high setting). I'd rank it nicely in between the prequel trilogy and the original and sequel trilogies, around the same spot as 'Rogue One' but definitely better than the Prequels. It's a completely unnecessary film and I think that the box office take speaks for that. However, I do think that this is a passable effort and a mostly entertaining film. After all the hatred for this concept has died down, I think it's a fine blockbuster film and still ahead of most $200m+ Hollywood films.

41. Cam (2018)

TV-MA | 94 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery

71 Metascore

Alice, an ambitious camgirl, wakes up one day to discover she's been replaced on her show with an exact replica of herself.

Director: Daniel Goldhaber | Stars: Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, Melora Walters, Devin Druid

Votes: 36,068

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #36 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #77 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

This movie has plenty of flaws and a couple of bad moments, but overall it's pretty engaging and it tells a unique enough story in a smart enough way to elevate it from your usual, forgettable horror film. Madeline Brewer is quite good in the film and there were some interesting presentation choices that I appreciated.

42. Beautiful Boy (I) (2018)

R | 120 min | Biography, Drama

62 Metascore

Based on the best-selling pair of memoirs from father and son David and Nic Sheff, Beautiful Boy chronicles the heartbreaking and inspiring experience of survival, relapse and recovery in a family coping with addiction over many years.

Director: Felix van Groeningen | Stars: Steve Carell, Maura Tierney, Jack Dylan Grazer, Oakley Bull

Votes: 99,536 | Gross: $7.65M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #26 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #75 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I agree with the common complaint that Timothee Chalamet isn’t quite convincing as a meth user as much as he captures a more general plight of addiction. I did find the conflict of this story to be very real however, and Steve Carrell and his amazing performance really tied this movie together and made it worthwhile. One of my least favourite media tropes is the all-too-common immature handling of characters suffering from addiction; particularly in relation to drugs and alcohol. I find that it’s often thrown into the mix when a screenwriter wants to make a character interesting and complex, but they don’t actually want to do the heavy lifting of touching upon what is a really, really difficult subject. I think this film was really effective in its portrayal of addiction and how it affects both the user and the people around them. I felt invested in Chalamet’s character and his struggle, but mostly in relation to how I sympathised with Carrell’s character. I don’t really feel like Chalamet’s character was very fleshed out; his past and what led him to where he is is mostly ignored and underdeveloped. I also found the soundtrack to be quite messy and unfocused, giving the film a slightly confusing style and tone that I don’t think reinforced the ideas it explored. Overall a good film that I would recommend.

43. Love, Simon (2018)

PG-13 | 110 min | Comedy, Drama

72 Metascore

Simon Spier keeps a huge secret from his family, his friends and all of his classmates: he's gay. When that secret is threatened, Simon must face everyone and come to terms with his identity.

Director: Greg Berlanti | Stars: Nick Robinson, Jennifer Garner, Josh Duhamel, Katherine Langford

Votes: 125,869 | Gross: $40.83M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #8 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #23 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

As the first big studio teen film to feature a gay protagonist, this is undoubtedly an important film. It's not a particularly stand-out film in the genre and it's filled with cliches, but it's definitely essential that young moviegoers finally get to see some queer representation in their teen studio comedies. I was surprisingly more entertained than I expected to be, and Nick Robinson actually turns in a pretty charismatic performance. It's a shame however that like most films in this genre, the characters just aren't very fleshed out or authentic, and the presentation leaves something to be desired. A solid film nonetheless and next to films like 'The DUFF' or 'Paper Towns', it looks pretty good. It's more in line with the passable modern teen films like 'Edge of Seventeen'. I liked it enough as a one-time watch, but I can't argue that this is a memorable movie. It's just one of those "nice" movies.

44. Bumblebee (I) (2018)

PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

66 Metascore

On the run in the year 1987, Bumblebee finds refuge in a junkyard in a small California beach town. On the cusp of turning 18 and trying to find her place in the world, Charlie Watson discovers Bumblebee, battle-scarred and broken.

Director: Travis Knight | Stars: Hailee Steinfeld, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., John Cena, Jason Drucker

Votes: 188,471 | Gross: $127.20M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #40 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #80 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

‘Bumblebee’ was sold as a Transformers movie that wouldn’t suck. Naturally, I thought it would anyway. There’s nothing impressive to me about repurposing successful elements from ‘E.T.’ and ‘The Iron Giant’ and jumping on the bandwagon of the current 80s media craze. I wasn’t wrong about any of these assumptions, but it still managed to exceed my expectations. I enjoyed that the film was unabashedly cheesy and I did find it surprisingly watchable. I didn’t particularly like any of the characters and there were a handful that I actually disliked. I also found Bumblebee’s characterisation very inconsistent. He went from being a regular Transformer soldier to a lil’ dibby dolt, just because he lost his voice. There were also plenty of logical errors made by characters that didn’t make any sense. Nonetheless I do think this was a passable film, the kind that I didn’t mind watching once but have no desire to ever revisit.

45. A Simple Favor (2018)

R | 117 min | Comedy, Crime, Mystery

67 Metascore

Stephanie is a single mother with a parenting vlog who befriends Emily, a secretive upper-class woman who has a child at the same elementary school. When Emily goes missing, Stephanie takes it upon herself to investigate.

Director: Paul Feig | Stars: Anna Kendrick, Blake Lively, Henry Golding, Andrew Rannells

Votes: 162,596 | Gross: $53.55M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #35 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #71 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Better than expected and Lively clearly has a lot of fun with her role. The film-making isn't particularly special or standout, but the story is mostly-engaging for what is almost too similar to 'Gone Girl'. None of the comedy worked for me and each attempt at a joke kinda fell flat; so I can't really praise the screenplay too much, but it was a well-paced movie with a good sense of how to reveal information to the audience to maximize our interest. I do feel like the ending was unsatisfying for one particular character arc and how the film viewed our audience perception for them. Some of the performances were lacking and there were some straight-up bad scenes, but this was fine for a one-time watch.

46. Deadpool 2 (2018)

R | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

66 Metascore

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Director: David Leitch | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison

Votes: 645,441 | Gross: $324.59M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #11 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

'Deadpool 2' was better than I was expecting and I'd argue it's an improvement over the previous film, standing as one of the best X-Men films overall. Deadpool is still a very annoying character to me but the filmmaking on display here was definitely an improvement. The film was shot with purpose and a little creativity. I found the action scenes entertaining and the film in general kept my attention. I wasn't really a fan of the main storyline with the kid mutant; I mostly found him unfunny when he was played for laughs and boring when he was played for drama. I find constant references to pop culture extremely grating which is the main reason I dislike the character of Deadpool, but despite this I didn't mind sitting through this one as much as I did the first. Some of the meta-gags worked on a chuckle-worthy level, so that's at least an improvement. The effects however are actually a downgrade from its predecessor which surprised me, and I'm not sure it was a self-aware joke-flaw; but it could be accepted as one I guess. Josh Brolin and Zazie Beetz were very entertaining to watch but T.J. Miller was extremely annoying and his one-note sense of humour weighed down the film every time he appeared. Overall this was a decent-enough movie and I understand that my lack of enjoyment in many areas is just a result of personal preferences in comedy.

47. The House That Jack Built (2018)

R | 152 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

42 Metascore

In five episodes, failed architect and vicious sociopath Jack recounts his elaborately orchestrated murders -- each, as he views them, a towering work of art that defines his life's work as a serial killer in the Pacific Northwest.

Director: Lars von Trier | Stars: Matt Dillon, Bruno Ganz, Uma Thurman, Siobhan Fallon Hogan

Votes: 91,981 | Gross: $0.09M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #30 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #60 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Some great moments and interesting presentation choices, but a lot of this films head is laughably and firmly up its own ass. The format that Lars Von Trier employs of two characters having a discussion over the movie didn't work in Nymphomaniac and it doesn't work here either. It's a pretty lazy way for LvT to just explain and preach ideas to the audience instead of finding a more subtle or cinematically interesting way to convey them. Matt Dillon and Bruno Ganz are both quite good in the film and Dillon especially gives what is easily one of the most fearless performances of the year. This is one edgy movie and a lot of it feels too clichéd and aimless to really mean anything to me. Yeah there are scenes that got under my skin but other movies have done that more effectively and also been great movies. I wasn't really bored in this 2.5 hour movie so much as I would just occasionally roll my eyes. There are hints and nuggets of a fascinating character study in here, whether it be directly for our protagonist or indirectly for LvT himself. But despite the films technical efficiency, the manner in which Trier decides to convey ideas leaves little room for interpretation and the film subsequently becomes thematically boring; if sometimes captivating on a surface level. It's a very, very, very self-indulgent movie, and I get that that's kind of the point, but this movie seems more interested in getting a reaction out of the audience than a genuine experience.

48. Vice (I) (2018)

R | 132 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

61 Metascore

The story of Dick Cheney, an unassuming bureaucratic Washington insider, who quietly wielded immense power as Vice President to George W. Bush, reshaping the country and the globe in ways that are still felt today.

Director: Adam McKay | Stars: Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Steve Carell, Sam Rockwell

Votes: 162,390 | Gross: $47.84M

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #38 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #76 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Christian Bale's performance is way too good for this movie. Not only did the makeup team do a truly exceptional job in facilitating his transformation into Cheney, but Bale has the facial mannerisms, the voice, the posture, the inflections; he has everything perfected to a T performance-wise. Actually, just about every performance here was quite entertaining and well-done; other notable contributors would be Amy Adams and Sam Rockwell (in his much smaller-than-expected role). For a 130-minute runtime, I have to admit that this film kept my attention pretty consistently. However, I'm not a big fan of Adam McKay and the worst thing about 'The Big Short' was its awkward directing style. I know a lot of people loved that film, but even more so with 'Vice', his filmmaking philosophy doesn't seem to include any room for subtlety. This is obviously not always a problem, but when telling stories about real individuals or real events, I find it works better for me as an audience member if I feel like what I'm watching is interested in making the presentation feel somewhat authentic. Because of McKay's draw-attention-to-self directing style, I often find myself questioning whether or not certain events/motivations were factual or based in reality in any capacity. McKay often avoids any real character introspection at all. Despite the great performances and the admittedly inspired instances of creative storytelling, I found myself wishing that I were just watching a documentary. As it stands it just feels like very self-satisfied and unapologetic propaganda; and this is coming from someone who is by all understandings very left-winged. Cheney's 5-minute appearance on Sacha Baron Cohen's 'Who is America' this year was a much more entertaining and fascinating look into the ex-vice president's character than this entire film. As it stands and aside from the fantastic acting, I feel as though a simple "f*** you Cheney" from McKay might've sufficed.

49. Lover (I) (2018)

Not Rated | 80 min | Horror, Romance, Thriller

Young love devolves into utter chaos.

Director: Ralph Sepe | Stars: Ralph Sepe, Victoria Beaudoin, Davinder Singh, Cameron Hallinan

Votes: 726

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #39 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #72 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A very commendable effort from first-time-feature director Ralph Sepe Jr. Having directed this film as an 18-year-old with the very limited resources of a young film student and a micro-budget of $10,000, this is a rather impressive debut and I have a lot of respect for Ralph for just getting there and making his first feature happen. It's flaws can all be chalked up to limited time and resources. Like yeah, a lot of the sound design is quite distracting even though the creativity behind it was very inspired. It certainly has some storytelling flaws and much of the dialogue and performances were rather lacking. 80% of this film was very well-shot, with some truly stunning and impressive imagery; with the other 20% being poorly-framed or lit (very likely due to Ralph acting as his own cinematographer, which again is a very commendable effort). The score was pretty awesome and added a lot to the overall pacing and tone of the film. I could've done with a little more intricacy in the character writing and though I was entertained for the full 80-minutes, I do feel like the story was a little stretched out and simple, considering its run-time. This is one hell of an ambitious undertaking on Ralph's part and I think it's pretty impressive that this concept, coming from a film student, wasn't a boring mess. As a director he has a great sense of style and his enthusiasm for film-making shines through in every frame. I really hope he sticks with this passion of his because with the proper tools at his disposal and a little more experience in the screenwriting/director's chair I believe he is capable of making a truly good film by anyone's standards in the coming years. If you're a fan of his content on YouTube, then I would definitely recommend spending the few bucks to support this film, and I think you'll enjoy it despite its completely forgivable technical setbacks.

50. Aquaman (2018)

PG-13 | 143 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

55 Metascore

Arthur Curry, the human-born heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, goes on a quest to prevent a war between the worlds of ocean and land.

Director: James Wan | Stars: Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Wilson

Votes: 520,653 | Gross: $335.06M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #45 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #58 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Woah badass bro cowabunga dude my man yeah surf's up jabroni you ready for an ass-whoopin' yeah.

This is not a filmmaking trainwreck like 'Justice League' or 'Suicide Squad'. Think something along the lines of 'Thor: The Dark World' or even the DCEU's own 'Wonder Woman'. I'm making a lot of comparisons to other superhero movies because this movie feels like it copied Marvel's homework so hard. It also feels about ten years old, like this movie definitely could've come out during the same summer as 'At World's End'. I found myself wishing this could either be genuinely better or worse, anything to make it more interesting. There's nothing new here, you've seen it all. It's 'Thor', it's 'Black Panther', it's also weirdly reminiscent of 'Green Lantern'.

Jason Momoa continues to prove himself as terribly miscast in the role. He's not un-charismatic by any means, but he lacks any kind of screen presence and his whole "bad-ass" shtick is just kind of embarrassing when he has absolutely no interesting character traits. It feels like Wan was trying to make a self-aware 'Aquaman' movie, but it only really comes through in moments or small elements like costume design that feels like it was changed in post. I respect the direction Wan wanted to take, and it results in the films best elements; but the film simply isn't funny enough or even as entertaining enough for this self-aware approach to work. It's a standard adventure flick, often feeling stylistically in line with 'The Mummy' of all movies. The adventure that our characters embark on feels completely without momentum, and the so called """"chemistry"""" between Heard and Momoa isn't enough to sustain my interest for the entire runtime of the movie. Neither one of them is interesting enough of a character to justify spending 2.5 hours watching them hang out and occasionally fight secondary villains. Aquaman's character arc is simply "I'm no king", *two hours later*: "I AM king". Patrick Wilson also provides yet another superhero movie villain who's not even worth talking about.

The CGI is abundant and I feel like I should commend the work of the CG artists simply because there's so much of it and it's incredibly detailed. It does however look pretty terrible. This could work in a more tongue-in-cheek movie but I'm afraid this movie just isn't nearly as entertaining as it wants to be. The kind of movie it feels like Wan wanted to make is a movie I'd love to see. Films like 'Army of Darkness' and to a much lesser extent 'Thor: Ragnarok' and 'Flash Gordon' are absurdist blockbuster fare that I enjoy immensely. This just failed to engage me on any level, because the trappings of established DCEU motifs as well as the usual dull, forgettable character writing and standard movie hero performances continue to plague these movies into aggressive mediocrity. If you really feel like you need to see an 'Aquaman' movie, you'll probably enjoy it; because it's not an embarrassment like previous DCEU flicks, it's just really, really forgettable; which is funny considering this is probably the best movie in their lineup so far.

51. Hot Summer Nights (2017)

R | 107 min | Crime, Drama, Romance

44 Metascore

In 1991, a sheltered teenage boy comes of age during a wild summer he spends on Cape Cod getting rich from selling pot to gangsters, falling in love for the first time, partying and eventually realizing that he is in over his head.

Director: Elijah Bynum | Stars: Timothée Chalamet, Maika Monroe, Alex Roe, Emory Cohen

Votes: 23,467

5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #4 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #24 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

'Hot Summer Nights' is a disappointing movie despite its often creative style. It certainly succeeds in areas. Timothée Chalamet is great as usual, further cementing him as one of the most promising young actors working today. The film is impressively shot, lending the film an interesting personality. I loved the setting; at this point in time very few films have been set during this era, and I loved that. I also have to mention that this film boasts a top-notch soundtrack; even if it has a few tracks that you've heard in every other movie. This is the first project of any kind that Elijah Bynum has directed, and on that level it's an impressive achievement; even if you can tell at times. I'll definitely keep an eye out for what he does next.

Though this film is drenched in inspiration in terms of its style and overall direction, I feel as though the script and story needed a lot of work. There are aspects of the filmmaking that result in memorable elements. The story however is not one of them. Though I was at times entertained, none of that was due to the story; which was super repetitive and unoriginal. For a film with such a focus on its presentation, the story definitely felt like it was written by someone with limited experience. At the end of the film, I felt as though its worth was in the little moments, and that the story was just there to connect these interesting, standout scenes. The presentation here isn't flawless either, some of the performances by actors in smaller roles were lacking, and the editing is pretty hit or miss. I don't like making this observation, but it's as if Bynum really wanted to make a movie, and had plenty of creative presentation ideas; but the story came secondary to that inspiration. It felt as though he really wanted to make "a" movie, instead of feeling like he really had to tell "this" story. This isn't an inherently bad or incoherent story, but along with many of its characters, it just feels derivative, under-cooked and very impersonal. Many elements are left unexplored, but the film would've also been hurt by a longer run-time. Though I'm glad I watched it; there's enough lacking here to prevent me from revisiting it, and probably from recommending it as well.

52. A Quiet Place (2018)

PG-13 | 90 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi

82 Metascore

A family struggles for survival in a world where most humans have been killed by blind but noise-sensitive creatures. They are forced to communicate in sign language to keep the creatures at bay.

Director: John Krasinski | Stars: Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Millicent Simmonds, Noah Jupe

Votes: 583,464 | Gross: $188.02M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #8 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #17 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

The film isn't offensively terrible or anything, and there are some aspects that it does quite well, but I just didn't enjoy it. It's annoyingly transparent in how hard it tries to make you feel tension. Whenever a problem is resolved by the characters, they either make a stupid decision, take a pointless risk or the writers whip out another ridiculous convenience to put them in danger again. The story is often predictable, forced and lazy; like you can only set-up so many dramatic elements before it starts to feel insanely cheap. I didn't really think the overall presentation of the film was anything all that noteworthy. The performances ranged from solid to shaky, depending on what the actor was required to do in a scene. The effects were mostly good and setting many of the effects-heavy scenes at night was a smart choice. The film didn't really have much going on for me in terms of substance. I get that it's supposed to be allegorical for family and parenthood, but it just felt under-cooked. There's very little drama in this film outside of the cheap tension thrills that the film constantly throws at you. The film was weirdly paced and I found the first half an hour or so kind of boring. This is an insanely easy movie to nit-pick apart, and to me it simply doesn't have the solid foundation of interesting character work, thought-provoking concepts or even compelling themes it would require to rise above its many issues.

53. Green Book (2018)

PG-13 | 130 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

69 Metascore

A working-class Italian-American bouncer becomes the driver for an African-American classical pianist on a tour of venues through the 1960s American South.

Director: Peter Farrelly | Stars: Viggo Mortensen, Mahershala Ali, Linda Cardellini, Sebastian Maniscalco

Votes: 571,894 | Gross: $85.08M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #44 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #78 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Racist white guy becomes life-long best friends with a black guy because they spend time together is such a transparent cliche. It always feels cheap, completely unearned and dishonest. Especially considering the allegations that the filmmakers sugercoated, fabricated and ignored many elements of this story and it’s relation to true events. Mortensen and his family are ridiculous caricatures. I’m not really sure what good this movie was supposed to do. It just feels like middle-aged white folks would watch this and be like “hm racism bad”. So yeah, this feels like the go-to misguided but well-intentioned movie of 2018. It also feels like it would’ve been huge had it come out 25 years ago. Can’t say I hated it, I was just underwhelmed and thought it was a regular kind of bad. The story was extremely repetitive and predictable. Only things I really liked were Mahershala Ali, his clothes and the shot where Viggo Mortensen folds a whole pizza in half and eats it. That bit convinced me to order a pizza and the pizza was really good.

54. Tag (I) (2018)

R | 100 min | Action, Comedy

56 Metascore

A small group of former classmates organize an elaborate, annual game of tag that requires some to travel all over the country.

Director: Jeff Tomsic | Stars: Jeremy Renner, Ed Helms, Jake Johnson, Jon Hamm

Votes: 146,725 | Gross: $54.55M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #16 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #30 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Eat my (‿u‿)

55. Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

PG-13 | 114 min | Comedy, Musical, Romance

60 Metascore

Five years after the events of Mamma Mia! (2008), Sophie prepares for the grand reopening of the Hotel Bella Donna as she learns more about her mother's past.

Director: Ol Parker | Stars: Lily James, Amanda Seyfried, Meryl Streep, Cher

Votes: 108,935 | Gross: $120.63M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #13 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #25 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

I'm kinda disappointed honestly. The first 'Mamma Mia' is basically wine-drunk-the-movie and it's f***ing awesome. It's this crazy movie where Meryl Streep earned like $50m by going on holiday to Greece and singing some ABBA. The cast is charming, it's well-shot and it has no rules. The only rule of 'Mamma Mia!', is to have fun, and I did. This on the other hand completely betrayed everything that the original film set-up. In the first film: Meryl's mother is dead, the three male leads all had very distinct personalities as younger men and in the first film Meryl Streep is in it. Guess what? In this film, Meryl's mother isn't dead, the three young male leads are indistinguishable from one another and Meryl's bombshell death is dropped on you within the first 30 seconds. This kind of dampened the mood for me for the first half of the movie. The B-side ABBA tracks really weren't doing it for me, and the film felt like it was doing things a bit too seriously. Whereas the first film was a $52m cinematic fever dream, this feels like a genuine studio sequel, following on from what the new director remembered about the first film from when he saw it ten years ago. It felt less wine-drunk and more wholesome. The subplot with the young twerps following young Meryl around sucked. Harry Headbanger was a madman in the original film, and in this he's just some thirsty boi. Completely betrayed his character, and everything he stood for in the original film.

Anyway, this film did have its moments of joy that recalled the original masterpiece. It was just nice to see the whole gang back together, even if it was inter-cut with the bad Lily James subplot, and by subplot I mean like 70% of the film. The last third was pretty neat despite Meryl's mother re-spawning. It was funny to see how everyone aged except for Stellan Skarsgard, and everyone cheered when Meryl showed up the second time during the credits. It half delivers on what you'd want from a new 'Mamma Mia!' film, and the other half is bad but that's still better than nothing I guess.

56. The Meg (2018)

PG-13 | 113 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

46 Metascore

A group of scientists exploring the Marianas Trench encounter the largest marine predator that has ever existed - the Megalodon.

Director: Jon Turteltaub | Stars: Jason Statham, Bingbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Cliff Curtis

Votes: 207,519 | Gross: $143.01M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #21 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #37 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Itsamegalodon. I think maybe I expected too much from this movie, but it was way more boring than I expected. Like it was sort of funny at times, but not as much as I thought and hoped it might be. It's lack of self-awareness puts it in an awkward position. This movie would've been awesome if it was just as lacking in self-awareness, but was more insane. Instead, it just feels as though the filmmakers were trying to show restraint because they thought they were somehow making the next 'Jaws'.

57. Rampage (2018)

PG-13 | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

45 Metascore

When three different animals become infected with a dangerous pathogen, a primatologist and a geneticist team up to stop them from destroying Chicago.

Director: Brad Peyton | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Malin Akerman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Votes: 184,890 | Gross: $101.03M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #8 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #16 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

This is like the most cliched movie of all time and on that level, I enjoyed it I guess. I'll be honest, I watched the entire thing and was never too bored, but this is a pretty terrible movie. It's self aware, but in a really annoying way that tries to milk its own ridiculousness for cheap comedy; rather than embracing it and having fun with it. The performances are all pretty bad. The Rock's constant quipping isn't funny even in a cheesy way, it's just kind of embarrassing. For some reason Naomie Harris feels like she's playing a character who's acting; which was super distracting because I was waiting for her to betray The Rock for the entire movie. I read one review that threw shade at this movie, saying that it has absolutely nothing to say; and it's like "no sh**, what were you expecting from this movie?". There's absolutely nothing memorable here and the action scenes don't stand out in the slightest. But, it is kind of watchable in the way that you'd think a movie like this would be.

58. Halloween (I) (2018)

R | 106 min | Crime, Drama, Horror

67 Metascore

Laurie Strode confronts her long-time foe, Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.

Director: David Gordon Green | Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, James Jude Courtney

Votes: 169,079 | Gross: $159.34M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #29 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #56 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Pretty well-shot at times and Jamie Lee Curtis will always be the best; but for a revisionist, modern soft-reboot sequel thing, this feels too forgettable to get the series going again. The score by John Carpenter is easily the best thing about this movie and it's the only element that is truly outstanding. The script seems to be on a different wavelength from what the director was trying to achieve. The third act is better than the first two once you get past the awkward, stupid and unnecessary twist. But nothing is very memorable and it sticks to the tried and tested formula of "villain kills annoying characters". I wanted more Jamie Lee Curtis and less of everything else.

59. Tomb Raider (2018)

PG-13 | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

48 Metascore

Lara Croft, the fiercely independent daughter of a missing adventurer, must push herself beyond her limits when she discovers the island where her father, Lord Richard Croft disappeared.

Director: Roar Uthaug | Stars: Alicia Vikander, Dominic West, Walton Goggins, Daniel Wu

Votes: 227,078 | Gross: $58.25M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #8 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

So it's the best video game movie of all time sure, but it's still pretty dull and uninteresting. Video game movie adaptations don't work because video games and movies offer very different experiences. They can't be approached in similar terms with regards to character and story. I'm sure that there's potential for a video game to be adapted into a movie successfully, so I won't argue that they should stop trying because it's impossible. If people really want to see characters and stories transferred from one medium to another then let them have it. But it's simply not working because the two mediums handle their core ideas very differently. So this one is the best I've seen when it comes to this sub-genre. Not because it's particularly memorable or stand-out in anyway, but because it's mostly competent.

It's a super boring adventure movie with flat characters and a meandering, uninteresting story. The performances across the board are just fine and forgettable. Vikander fits the role of Lara Croft pretty well and she basically steals the show because the film doesn't really have anything else of interest to offer. If we're talking about this film and its technical merits, I would like to take a minute to praise the film and its visual aesthetic. Visually the film isn't really anything all that special, but it does mimic the same style and colour palette of the recent Tomb Raider games. With my very limited experience with the 2013 Tomb Raider, I believe this to be a pretty faithful and strait adaptation of said game, and I can't really fault them for that. The film is as it advertises, it's just not that interesting. It's not a film that I'll ever revisit but it didn't make me miserable, and the overall film was not insufferable to sit through; so it stands above all previous video game movie adaptations.

60. Blockers (2018)

R | 102 min | Comedy, Drama

69 Metascore

Three parents try to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night.

Director: Kay Cannon | Stars: Leslie Mann, John Cena, Ike Barinholtz, Kathryn Newton

Votes: 85,941 | Gross: $60.31M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #14 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #21 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A pretty off-putting movie that feels out-of-touch in its comedy and themes. As an audience member you know exactly what these characters will learn by the end of the film, and as a result you can't get in on their plot. The film didn't get even a chuckle out of me, and though you can't call this movie boring, it's just annoying throughout. I didn't like any of the characters, none of them even felt authentic or well-written. If this movie looks bad to you, you'll hate it. If it looks good to you, you'll probably enjoy it and forget about it instantly. I'd recommend skipping it and watching like 'Game Night' or anything else.

61. Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)

R | 122 min | Action, Crime, Drama

61 Metascore

The drug war on the U.S.-Mexico border has escalated as the cartels have begun trafficking terrorists across the US border. To fight the war, federal agent Matt Graver re-teams with the mercurial Alejandro.

Director: Stefano Sollima | Stars: Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Isabela Merced, Jeffrey Donovan

Votes: 166,943 | Gross: $50.07M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #25 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #41 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

What a mean, ugly movie. This movie is so grim-dark, and hopeless and not well-made enough to warrant it a purpose. It feels like a cheap $2 bargain bin action movie, but it's the sequel to one of the most immaculately presented thrillers of the decade by one of the most exciting directors of the current generation. This movie was so bad it made me question what I loved about the first film. It made me realise how essential Emily Blunt's character was to that film. Without her here, we get two hours of mean men doing mean jobs. Once the credits roll, you just want to tell the filmmakers to get over themselves and chill out a bit. I understand that maybe the intention was to show how children get caught up in drug-trafficking, which sounds like a noble goal. But the film is so unfocused and so mean-spirited and full of bravado that it doesn't feel intelligent enough to take on a serious subject.

The first 45 minutes of this film were genuinely, unwatchable-boring. It eventually introduced a plot element that even if cliched, made it easier to watch; but even that got old after a while. The third act has some very stupid moments and this is overall, easily Sheridan's worst script. If this film was directed by Denis Villeneuve, who I'm pretty sure wanted to direct it, maybe he would've instilled it with a more intelligent foundation so it came across as less mean. Without Blunt's audience surrogate, it feels almost as if we're supposed to follow Brolin and Del Toro as protagonists, and it's just so dull and hopeless. So yeah, imagine a Sicario sequel that has virtually nothing that made the original special. No Villeneuve, no gorgeous Roger Deakins cinematography, the performances feel less complex and more action-hero, and the screenwriting less purposeful. This is such a poor imitation of what the filmmakers accomplished in the original that it leaves a really, really bad taste in your mouth. This is a gross movie.

62. Ocean's Eight (2018)

PG-13 | 110 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

61 Metascore

Debbie Ocean gathers an all-female crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City's annual Met Gala.

Director: Gary Ross | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling

Votes: 241,920 | Gross: $140.22M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #21 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #39 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

There's definitely an audience for this kind of film, and I'm sure they loved it. I'm not really the target audience for this film, and having clarified that; I didn't really enjoy it all that much. It's a passable summer film, but I was bored out of my mind for the entire first act. The film takes a long time to introduce every main character and all of them one at a time. These introductions are done in the most straight-forward and uninspired manner possible, and none of the characters are all that interesting anyway. Once the heist eventually rolls around, things pick up a bit; but as soon as it's over and James Corden crash-lands his way into the film, there's nothing left to offer from then until the credits roll. James Corden gave probably the least convincing performance in any movie ever. It's really just bad casting, and it's impossible to buy him as a detective. He's obviously just an obnoxious Hollywood celebrity.

This is also one of the most flatly directed films of the year. The only visual flair on display is the actually-bad editing. It felt as though most of the film was shot by the second unit team. None of the characters are given any interesting traits, let alone arcs; and even some of the performances were genuinely difficult to watch (Awkwafina and Rihanna). I'm not at all interested in the 'Ocean's' saga, and I'm not really interested in discussing how this is another installment in the "Hollywood faux feminism fad but still directed by a man that the studio trusts" saga. It's a fine film for what it is, but it has a lot working against it.

63. Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

PG-13 | 120 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

74 Metascore

This contemporary romantic comedy based on a global bestseller follows native New Yorker Rachel Chu to Singapore to meet her boyfriend's family.

Director: Jon M. Chu | Stars: Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Michelle Yeoh, Gemma Chan

Votes: 190,027 | Gross: $174.53M

4/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #35 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #51 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Very boring. I appreciate the context around the success of this film and I'm glad that it's showing Hollywood that you can make successful movies without focusing the target audience towards only 12-year-old boys; but this was one of the toughest movies to sit through all year. There was nothing interesting about any of the filmmaking and the story itself was very corny and un-engaging. I was expecting this film to go the complete other direction in its depiction of wealth; like I totally thought the title was a joke. So it was very annoying to watch 'The Wolf of Wall Street' played without the satire and also as a romantic-comedy.

64. Skyscraper (2018)

PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

51 Metascore

A security expert must infiltrate a burning skyscraper, 225 stories above ground, when his family is trapped inside by criminals.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Neve Campbell, Chin Han, Roland Møller

Votes: 134,093 | Gross: $68.42M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #23 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #33 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Best movie ever, seriously badass and cool. Would recommend.

65. The Predator (2018)

R | 107 min | Action, Adventure, Horror

48 Metascore

When a young boy accidentally triggers the universe's most lethal hunters' return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled scientist can prevent the end of the human race.

Director: Shane Black | Stars: Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan-Michael Key

Votes: 143,422 | Gross: $51.02M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #22 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #45 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Pretty bad. There was one scene with cool lighting, BUT the script is terrible. Jacob Tremblay is annoying, BUT at least the Predator costume looks cool. There was one mildly engaging suspense scene, BUT the rest of the film was really boring. It's a weirdly sloppy, and underwhelming movie from Shane Black who even in his Marvel movie managed to play it not-so-safe. The comedy completely tanked because none of it stems from character. Or I should say all of it stems from character, and that's the problem. The characters aren't developed or fleshed out at all, so they just come off as annoying when they crack unfunny one-liners and "your mom" jokes. The second half is terribly written and edited; the movie as a whole is a mess and I don't really have anything else nice to say. The poster's cool.

66. Ready Player One (2018)

PG-13 | 140 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

64 Metascore

When the creator of a virtual reality called the OASIS dies, he makes a posthumous challenge to all OASIS users to find his Easter Egg, which will give the finder his fortune and control of his world.

Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe

Votes: 486,145 | Gross: $137.69M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #3 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #9 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

'Ready Player One' is one of Spielberg's worst movies. I understand why people are excited about it; it makes an attempt to appeal to fans of countless properties, all the while jumping in heavily on the current craze of 80s nostalgia. I wasn't particularly interested in the film and was only anticipating its release so that I would no longer have to sit through the trailer every time I go to see a movie. I've probably seen the trailer for this movie at least ten times before actually seeing the movie, and it's not at all a cryptic one. I felt as though I knew every beat of this movie going into it, and I wasn't really all that wrong. This movie was almost exactly what I expected it to be and there wasn't really a whole lot on display here that piqued my interest.

The movie begins with a solid ten minutes of straight exposition, and once again because I'm so familiar with that trailer I already knew everything that was being told to me. The world that is created in these first few minutes makes no sense, and the events of the film worsen the improbability of basically everything in the film. There's A LOT to pick at in this story. I won't get into it here because there's simply too much to criticize, but did anyone else think it was funny that the main selling point in all of the marketing for this movie was 'The Iron Giant' of all things? A movie that bombed horrifically 19 years ago?

Right off the bat the only somewhat interesting character in this entire story is the creator of the OASIS; Halliday. The majority of performances were passable but the characters were all ridiculously simplified archetypes (including the main female love-interest; who is just a trophy character). Ben Mendelsohn is pretty entertaining and Rylance brings a much needed heart to his role as always. This film does okay in the action department, with some interesting chase scenes that appeal solely on a visual level, which is enough to sustain them despite the complete lack of stakes. But it doesn't really manage to overcome just how CGI-heavy these scenes are to become something visually-interesting (as films such as 'Guardians of the Galaxy 2' and 'Infinity War' did). The standout scene was where the characters entered a digital recreation of 'The Shining'. Though this scene woke me up for a few minutes, it was mostly interesting because of everything that that film does well, rather than this one; but the way in which it was incorporated and the recreation of the set was neat enough until it got old real quick.

I have absolutely no interest in reading the book and I feel as though a story like this simply wouldn't work in that format. Instead of showcasing references briefly through visuals, I imagine that they're just told to us through walls of text and that doesn't sound exciting whatsoever. Wow we get to read the word "Millennium Falcon": cool. The constant references are grating and the dialogue is straight-up terrible. Spielberg does what any filmmaker could really do with the material (which isn't much). However it definitely feels like that at this point in his career Spielberg could direct a competent movie in his sleep. Lately his films haven't felt all that inspired, and this is one of the worst examples of that.

The story outside of the OASIS is boring and everything inside the OASIS doesn't feel all that engaging because it's just a video game. It's way too long and a story as simple and straight-forward as this really didn't need 140-minutes to be told. So yeah, I wasn't a fan of Spielberg's latest, and to be perfectly honest; I don't think it's that much better than 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'.

67. Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

PG-13 | 134 min | Biography, Drama, Music

49 Metascore

The story of the legendary British rock band Queen and lead singer Freddie Mercury, leading up to their famous performance at Live Aid (1985).

Director: Bryan Singer | Stars: Rami Malek, Lucy Boynton, Gwilym Lee, Ben Hardy

Votes: 592,738 | Gross: $216.43M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #34 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #59 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Keep forgetting that I saw this movie. Rami Malek is good, but is given very little to do. This movie was comically cliched and the way the story is presented is so distracting in its laziness and implausibility. This is probably one of the most noticeably terrible scripts of the year. The film never got interesting and provides literally no insight whatsoever (I cannot overstate this) into the formation of the band, and certainly not into Mercury himself. It's honestly kind of embarrassing that I watched this entire 135-minute biopic and learned absolutely nothing about Freddie (at least nothing actually accurate). It just reveals the movie to be a completely pointless exercise. This was terribly safe and boring. It also has no clue how to present Mercury's sexuality in a respectful light and completely drops the ball on that front. Last 20 minutes have everyone talking, but it wasn't interesting in the slightest. Sure, it was a competent-enough recreation of Queen at live-aid, but for what purpose? You're just watching the same concert you can watch on YouTube but you're paying to watch actors pretend they're performing it. That sequence lacked anything interesting in its presentation and I really wanted to just check out. The editing was also pretty terrible for basically the entire film. So when you have a completely incompetent script, poor editing and the blandest of bland directing, there's not all that much to appreciate here outside of Malek doing a good job despite what he was given. On the other hand, there’s a lot here that I despised.

68. Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

PG-13 | 111 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

44 Metascore

Jake Pentecost, son of Stacker Pentecost, reunites with Mako Mori to lead a new generation of Jaeger pilots, including rival Lambert and 15-year-old hacker Amara, against a new Kaiju threat.

Director: Steven S. DeKnight | Stars: John Boyega, Scott Eastwood, Cailee Spaeny, Burn Gorman

Votes: 127,245 | Gross: $59.87M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #16 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #22 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Pacific Rim 2 ain't good. I guess the action scenes are more visually pleasant than the first film, because they're in broad daylight. Outside of that, this is an embarrassingly lazy sequel that completely ignores everything that worked in the first film. This movie has some of the worst character writing of the year, and even John Boyega isn't all that entertaining to watch, despite being the most watchable aspect of this entire film. The effects are fine, and it's still better than any of the Transformers films, but I'd still avoid it.

69. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

70 Metascore

As Scott Lang balances being both a superhero and a father, Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym present an urgent new mission that finds the Ant-Man fighting alongside The Wasp to uncover secrets from their past.

Director: Peyton Reed | Stars: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Peña, Walton Goggins

Votes: 449,746 | Gross: $216.65M

3/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #14 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #20 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Marvel killed its winning streak with this latest installment. In my opinion, they hadn't made a bad movie since the original 'Ant-Man'. With their recently refined track-record, I expected a slight improvement over the first film; even if the trailers appeared to sell an immensely mediocre product. However, they couldn't even manage to top the low bar set by its predecessor, and as a result they've released one of their very worst films. It's essentially more of the same, and once again we're hearing how this movie's good because it's "smaller" (ugh). The story lacks stakes because of how "small" it is. The comedy falls completely flat, almost as flat as the direction. The film lacks any visual or tonal inspiration, and if like myself you thought the action scenes shown in the trailer looked typically routine, you're in for disappointment because the film showed all of its cards in the marketing. If it looked like the film didn't have much to show you, it's because it absolutely doesn't. It feels as though Peyton Reed left the action scenes up to a second unit crew, and had absolutely no hand in crafting them. The filmmakers completely ignored the potential for great action scenes that this concept presents.

The character work is basically nonexistent, and when they do try, it's formulaic as hell. Like all of the worst MCU films, it's skippable. Even if you feel like this sets up a few elements that'll be present in the next 'Avengers', you can fill the gaps in for yourself. The so-called "answers" that this film gives for the events of 'Infinity War' are predictable. If you're only interested in the film for that reason, just google what happens in the post-credits scene and spare yourself two hours of "Ant-Man Again". It genuinely feels like I watched exactly the same film, but with an even weaker villain (yeah) and a meaningless plot about saving Michelle Pfeiffer.

So here's how you fix this movie; you place the post-credits scene of this film in the credits of 'Captain Marvel' and stop wasting everyone's time with a filler movie.

70. Venom (2018)

PG-13 | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

35 Metascore

A failed reporter is bonded to an alien entity, one of many symbiotes who have invaded Earth. But the being takes a liking to Earth and decides to protect it.

Director: Ruben Fleischer | Stars: Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, Scott Haze

Votes: 538,204 | Gross: $213.52M

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #45 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #55 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

In my top 3 Tom Hardy superhero movies for sure. I loved this movie and it did not disappoint whatsoever. Would definitely watch again.

71. Sherlock Gnomes (2018)

PG | 86 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

36 Metascore

Garden gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet recruit renowned detective Sherlock Gnomes to investigate the mysterious disappearance of other garden ornaments.

Director: John Stevenson | Stars: Johnny Depp, James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Kelly Asbury

Votes: 14,051 | Gross: $43.24M

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #23 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #27 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Gnomeo is such a little bitch. The movie peaked early on with the D A B gnome. Boi I love living in 2018.

72. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

PG-13 | 134 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

52 Metascore

Gellert Grindelwald plans to raise an army of wizards to rule over non-magical beings. In response, Newt Scamander's former professor, Albus Dumbledore, seeks his help to stop him.

Director: David Yates | Stars: Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Dan Fogler, Johnny Depp

Votes: 308,745 | Gross: $159.56M

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #55 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #65 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Imagine watching a 134-minute, $200m movie and getting absolutely nothing out of it. That's not hyperbole either; I seriously gleamed no entertainment or appreciation out of anything in this entire movie. I mean Jude Law as Dumbledore is great casting outside of the movie sure, but in the movie he's used rather boringly. The first film wasn't this bad, I just remember it being about Eddie Redmayne looking for his beasts for two-hours and then the twist at the end was that the franchise would be swapping out Colin Farrell for Johnny Depp (ugh great). I had no clue what was going on throughout this movie and it really was just SO dull. It's a mess of story ideas and the narrative has no sense of trajectory or movement. Things happen, and not much happens. All of these characters (and I mean every single one of them) are a blank slate and so incredibly boring. The only interesting thing about this franchise now, will be seeing how it dies out over the next THREE movies. This is the first genuinely terrible 'Harry Potter' movie, and it feels weird to even call it that. The story feels completely irrelevant to 'HP' series. I recently rewatched all eight movies and was surprised to find that at their worst, they were still entertaining and extremely well-paced movies. The first 'FB' movie was easily the worst film in the saga, but it wasn't any worse than your average bad studio movie. This series is just laughable now.

73. Bird Box (2018)

R | 124 min | Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi

51 Metascore

Five years after an ominous unseen presence drives most of society to suicide, a mother and her two children make a desperate bid to reach safety.

Director: Susanne Bier | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Trevante Rhodes, John Malkovich, Sarah Paulson

Votes: 386,209

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #60 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #74 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Turd box ha. Why exactly did this movie get SO much attention? It's just 'A Quiet Place' but with 100% more 'The Happening'.

74. The Grinch (2018)

PG | 85 min | Animation, Comedy, Drama

51 Metascore

A grumpy Grinch plots to ruin Christmas for the village of Whoville.

Directors: Yarrow Cheney, Scott Mosier | Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Cameron Seely, Rashida Jones, Pharrell Williams

Votes: 91,129 | Gross: $270.62M

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #35 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #43 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Great, you added nothing and just made it worse and really, really, really, really, really, really lame. Thanks, Merry Christmas.

75. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

PG-13 | 128 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

51 Metascore

When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.

Director: J.A. Bayona | Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rafe Spall, Justice Smith

Votes: 343,813 | Gross: $417.72M

2/10 Highest Ranking on This List: #8 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #13 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Coming this summer to a theater near you; the chance to pay $15 to watch an already dead franchise roll around in its grave for another two hours. The 'Jurassic Park' franchise sucks. Sure, the original 1993 classic is a fantastic blockbuster film, but it didn't leave a whole lot of wiggle room for a sequel. As a result, the franchise has consisted of four other movies that basically do the same thing, with some atrocious new ideas thrown in for good measure. The 'Jurassic' films haven't had anything new, or interesting, or creative, or innovative to offer for 25 years now. The reasons the first film worked are simple; it's a well-told, fast-paced adventure film with likable characters and boundary-pushing special effects. Most importantly, it's a film that ignites an interest in dinosaurs by making them fun. Not one of the sequels has been able to recapture that simple aspect of making dinosaurs fascinating. I think the best illustrator of just how lazy these subsequent films are, is that they somehow made dinosaurs boring. |Spoilers| They lack the curious affection for the creatures that the first film had and instead frame them as either vicious movie monsters or use them for cheap emotion by showing one get swallowed up by a volcanic eruption.|Spoilers| What happened to fun?

The latest creatively-bankrupt installment in the franchise sits perfectly alongside it's sequel predecessors as a complete waste of time. This film was a chore to sit through. I can't help but be bored by watching the same situations play out over and over and over again. How many times are we expected as audience members to sit through our main cast of characters run away from dinosaurs? This film attempts to add some unique flavor to the usual antics by playing up the suspense factor, but it just comes across as a cheap attempt to keep us invested in the story. Speaking of the story: it's terrible. Characters are motivated by script priorities and just like with the films immediate predecessor, they decide to focus on a ridiculous caricature villain that wants to profit off of the dinosaurs. Do something new! Obviously they're not going to retire this franchise. If you have $175m at your disposal; why not do something unexpected and exciting? This script honestly feels as though it was cobbled together in a day. The suspense scenes don't work because there's no reason to doubt the outcome of each given scenario. Obviously manly man's man Chris Pratt isn't going to burn up in the first act, or get stomped on by a sedated dinosaur in the second. These ridiculous situations that the characters are constantly exposed to are so over the top, and it's impossible to even derive any intention of comedy through it, because the film lacks any sense of play or personality. I don't even need to tell you that every single character is annoying and lazily written, because nothing's changed since the last film. There's even an annoying child actor to boot. |Spoilers| Sure, at least at the end of this film the series appears to be veering in a new direction; but it's just going to be the same film again, but in a city or forest instead of on the island. Also I found the whole concept of auctioning the dinosaurs off very cheesy and very stupid.|Spoilers|

This is yet another so-called "competent" blockbuster film that tries to make the most accessible, least offensive, risk-free product imaginable. There's little point in going into every aspect that this film fails at, and nitpicking every minute, because this isn't a film that requires discussion. Say what you want about 'The Last Jedi', but at least that film had so much content to discuss that it got to the point that you never wanted to hear anyone's opinion on the movie ever again for as long as you lived. Nobody's going to feel strongly about this film either way, and it's going to make enough money to warrant yet another cloned installment. People wonder why the modern classics of today aren't being found in blockbuster films like they were in the 1980's, and it's because a film as mediocre as 'Fallen Kingdom' is the bare minimum that studios have to throw together for a quick buck (or $1.2b bucks).

Also it's kind of funny how everyone got excited when the trailers were edited to suggest that Jeff Goldblum would play a major role in the film in a triumphant return to the series; and you watch the movie and his full screen time was the same as the trailer.

76. Mute (II) (2018)

TV-MA | 126 min | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller

35 Metascore

A mute bartender goes up against his city's gangsters in an effort to find out what happened to his missing partner.

Director: Duncan Jones | Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Paul Rudd, Justin Theroux, Levi Eisenblätter

Votes: 38,162

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #2 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #4 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Very, very, VERY dull. I've been following this film for a while now and though the short plot summary that had been available on IMDb for months before its release didn't really sound amazing, director Duncan Jones had stated that this was both his most personal film, and the spiritual successor to 'Moon'. I was pretty excited, but the film apparently continued to struggle to find a release. This movie was set to release in 2017 way back in 2016. So this wasn't a great sign. 'Moon' is awesome, 'Source Code' was pretty fun despite the weak ending and 'Warcraft' was really bad. However, with the latter film I sympathized with Jones; I know nothing about 'World of Warcraft' or what people like about it, so I felt bad judging it so harshly; especially since the fans seemed to really dig it. I feel a little similar with this film. It's clear that Jones has invested a lot of time and hard work here, but the result is a disappointing film that is unfortunately a real bore. Skarsgård's lead performance is so tedious to watch, and all of the characters are immensely unlikable. I was 20 minutes into this film, and nothing of note had happened. I was 30 minutes into this film, and nothing of note had happened. You get the point, this went on for almost an hour; and when things actually started to happen and a story revealed itself, it was just about some seedy dentists and Skarsgård looking for his girlfriend. I'm not sure that this is the kind of story that you'd want to set in your Blade Runner rip-off world. Again, this story is very dull. Visually the movie has some nice aesthetics that might have been easier to appreciate had everything else been a little more engaging. So with the story apparently not being the priority here, and the world being a less interesting version of Blade Runner; what exactly was it that was suppose to engage the audience?

77. The 15:17 to Paris (2018)

PG-13 | 94 min | Biography, Drama, Thriller

45 Metascore

Three courageous young Americans prevent a terrorist attack on a train bound for Paris.

Director: Clint Eastwood | Stars: Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler, Spencer Stone, Ray Corasani

Votes: 35,539 | Gross: $36.25M

2/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #5 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #6 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

A pandering and atrociously-presented film. The performances are almost across-the-board awful, and the film looks cheap and lazily put-together. You'd never think that this film had the same budget as 'La La Land' or 'Baby Driver', because it's shot like one of those theatrical films made by churches. Eastwood's 'American Hero'-boner has finally hit a wall here, where the film cannot overcome it's annoying lack of subtlety because this time it's presentation is seriously lacking.

78. A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

PG | 109 min | Adventure, Drama, Family

53 Metascore

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

Director: Ava DuVernay | Stars: Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling

Votes: 47,792 | Gross: $100.48M

1.5/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #4 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #7 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

All hail the one true god: Charleswallace. I feel bad about this one because Ava DuVernay clearly cared a lot about this production but this is such a one-star movie.

79. The Happytime Murders (2018)

R | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

27 Metascore

When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.

Director: Brian Henson | Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, Leslie David Baker

Votes: 30,371 | Gross: $20.71M

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #30 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #34 Times Seen: 0.5

Thoughts:

H a r H a r funny get it it's like it's for kids because it's like Sesame Street and Muppets but then it does swears and drugs and sexes. I didn't finish this movie. It's the kind of movie you might get a kick out of when you're 10, but then when you grow up you'll be embarrassed that you ever liked it. I'll give it at least 'a' point just because puppets are involved but avoid this one big time.

80. Death Wish (2018)

R | 107 min | Action, Crime, Drama

31 Metascore

Dr. Paul Kersey is an experienced trauma surgeon, a man who has spent his life saving lives. After an attack on his family, Paul embarks on his own mission for justice.

Director: Eli Roth | Stars: Bruce Willis, Vincent D'Onofrio, Elisabeth Shue, Camila Morrone

Votes: 76,453 | Gross: $34.02M

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #72 Year of First Viewing: 2019 Movie Viewing Order: #79 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Was this satire? Either way it’s immensely tone deaf, boring, poorly-crafted and terribly acted. Even if this shit was supposed to be a parody of January-release bargain bin trash, it’s just as bad if not worse than those films anyway.

81. Fifty Shades Freed (2018)

R | 105 min | Drama, Mystery, Romance

31 Metascore

Anastasia and Christian get married, but Jack Hyde continues to threaten their relationship.

Director: James Foley | Stars: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford

Votes: 74,077 | Gross: $100.41M

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #2 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #2 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

105-minutes of boring married sex...I mean if that's your thing I won't kink-shame, but it's weird and kind of funny that there is an actual story going on in this film. They really shouldn't have bothered. Do they think the audience watches these movies to find out whether or not "Jack Hyde" will destroy their relationship? I didn't have a clue who Jack Hyde was when I was watching this. Was he in the other two films? Anyway, I guess this is the worst 'Fifty Shades' movie, but it's not like I remember the second one in the slightest. The only thing I remember about the previous film, was that I think there was a scene where Anastasia goes for a run or a walk or something, and a song plays in full whilst she does only that for a few minutes.

82. A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding (2018)

TV-PG | 92 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

A year after helping Richard get to the throne, Amber is about to become his wife. But is she really made to be queen?

Director: John Schultz | Stars: Rose McIver, Ben Lamb, Alice Krige, Honor Kneafsey

Votes: 11,970

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #59 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #62 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Mr. Robot...more like...Mr. Slowbot.

83. The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

PG-13 | 102 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

37 Metascore

Orbiting a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis, and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality.

Director: Julius Onah | Stars: Gugu Mbatha-Raw, David Oyelowo, Daniel Brühl, John Ortiz

Votes: 113,005

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #1 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #1 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

So it's pretty clear now that the 'Cloverfield' franchise is intent on taking B-grade, low-budget sci-fi movies and attaching the 'Cloverfield' brand to them in order to make their money back. Except it seems as though this film wasn't likely to find success at the box office, so they sold it to Netflix and surprised launched it at the Super Bowl, and everyone went home and watched it that night. Win-win for Netflix and Paramount. I wonder if releasing Hollywood movies to Netflix if they're expected to bomb might become a more frequent solution in the future. Anyway, this movie was terrible. It's essentially a really boring version of the 2017 film 'Life'. Actually, it's so bad it makes 'Life' look like a good movie. It's another 'Alien'-style movie that's as dull as it is uninspired. Then they re-purposed it as a 'Cloverfield' movie in post-production, and it's very obvious. At only 102-minutes, it moves at a snail's pace, and when it goes from just boring to just really stupid, it moves even slower. Also the ending just serves to annoy everyone.

84. Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

R | 92 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

53 Metascore

A teen comes into possession of a new laptop and soon discovers that the previous owner is not only watching him but will also do anything to get it back.

Director: Stephen Susco | Stars: Colin Woodell, Stephanie Nogueras, Betty Gabriel, Rebecca Rittenhouse

Votes: 38,372 | Gross: $8.78M

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #36 Year of first viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #36 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Wow, such timely themes.

85. Slender Man (I) (2018)

PG-13 | 93 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

30 Metascore

In a small town in Massachusetts, a group of friends, fascinated by the internet lore of the Slender Man, attempt to prove that he doesn't actually exist - until one of them mysteriously goes missing.

Director: Sylvain White | Stars: Joey King, Julia Goldani Telles, Jaz Sinclair, Annalise Basso

Votes: 38,382 | Gross: $30.57M

1/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #53 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #53 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts:

Scary stuff.

86. Show Dogs (2018)

PG | 92 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime

31 Metascore

Max, a macho, solitary Rottweiler police dog is ordered to go undercover as a primped show dog in a prestigious Dog Show, along with his human partner, to avert a disaster from happening.

Director: Raja Gosnell | Stars: Will Arnett, Ludacris, Natasha Lyonne, Stanley Tucci

Votes: 5,070 | Gross: $17.74M

0/10

Highest Ranking on This List: #68 Year of First Viewing: 2018 Movie Viewing Order: #68 Times Seen: 1

Thoughts...

"Of course...nobody makes talking dog movies anymore"

Holy s***. This WAS ludacris. I enjoyed this a lot and I have a soft spot for dabbing in movies. Probably the worst movie ever made? Would recommend.

87. Twisted Pair (2018)

Not Rated | 89 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Identical twin brothers become hybrid A.I. (artificial intelligence), entities, yet are torn in different directions to achieve justice for humanity.

Director: Neil Breen | Stars: Neil Breen, Sara Meritt, Siohbon Chevy Ebrahimi, Denise Bellini

Votes: 2,590

10/10

Highest Ranking on This List: Above Rank Year of First Viewing: Twenty-Nine-Breen Movie Viewing Order: #87 Times Seen: 1



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