The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mathlete's Feat (2015)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers
Quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie : [about a Roomba cleaning the school halls] What's that?
Principal Skinner : We didn't want to leave you out of the digital revolution. Willie, meet your new supervisor.
Groundskeeper Willie : You mean I have to take orders from a machine?
Principal Skinner : Well, it can't speak, but should it ever, yes.
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Mr. Burns : [after a power surge] Was that us?
Waylon Smithers : No, sir.
Mr. Burns : [Chuckles] I love it when it's not us.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right?
Principal Skinner : Yes, power strips.
Superintendent Chalmers : You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not vice versa!
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Miss Hoover : The teacher's union will not stand for this.
Principal Skinner : It'll mean less work for you.
Miss Hoover : Really? I didn't think I could do less work.
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Principal Skinner : This school has spent the last 50 years mired in the 1960s. Let us spend the next 50 mired in now!