The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mathlete's Feat (2015)

Hank Azaria: Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Luigi Risotto, Moe Szyslak

Quotes 

• Superintendent Chalmers : I think it's safe now to put on your mathlete t-shirts.

  Nelson Muntz : [Riding a taxi]  Wait here.

  [Gets off and punches Database on the arm, then gets back on] 

  Nelson Muntz : To the model UN and step on it. Haw-haw!

• Bart Simpson : No one told me there would be math!

  Lisa Simpson : We said there would be nothing but math. And you're our math team captain.

  Bart Simpson : I thought I wouldn't have to do anything, like an Italian cruise captain.

  Luigi Risotto : You're lucky that captain isn't here right now to answer your insult! He'd crash his ship right into your house!

• Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner, you did connect all the computers to surge protectors, right?

  Principal Skinner : Yes, power strips.

  Superintendent Chalmers : You fool! All surge protectors are power strips but not vice versa!

• Professor Frink : And now, someone who really loves math...

  Krusty the Clown : Math? I thought they said meth. Drug reference!

  Professor Frink : Do you even know what you're here for?

  Krusty the Clown : What's to know? They send a limo, I get in, it takes me somewhere, I turn on the news to see what I did.

• Professor Frink : Gary, Doug and Benjamin, who invented Whereditgo. That's an app that finds the other apps on your phone. Enables you to glayvin with your friends' mobile hoyvin.