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Quotes
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Ash Weston : I want the kind of love Freddie and Stuart have one day.
Freddie Thornhill : Where is that miserable piece of shit?
Stuart Bixby : I'm right here, you walking corpse!
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Freddie Thornhill : They make me nervous, all these young people skittering around like mice; desperate to get back on the internet.
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Freddie Thornhill : It's so BRIGHT in here! It's like walking into Elton John's dressing room!
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Freddie Thornhill : [upset] There's just one thing that doesn't make any sense... who the hell would want to shag Stuart?
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Stuart Bixby : Freddie still thinks I almost had an affair.
Stuart Bixby : [to Freddie] Hurry dear! We don't want to be late!
Freddie Thornhill : Don't rush me, you cheating slut!
Stuart Bixby : And he's being so decent about it.
