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Mainly retreads
lor_11 May 2021
The folks running the Adult Time porn network (established in 2019) seem to be careless in their legacy program of issuing new DVD content, also (mainly) hawked on VOD for audiences not subscribing to the overall service. This set of 3 massage porn vignettes is loaded with actual deja vu stuff.

A lousy scene starring redhead Jessica Ryan is titled "Routine Massage", perhaps a Freudian slip as it describes so much of the Oiler content generated by producer Bree Mills. It's a poorly scripted, amateurish scene in which Ryan's boyfriend Tarantino XXX, a singularly untalented and unappealing performer who lives up to his dumb stage name, promises her a big surprise, roleplaying, for which he blindfolds her.

He begins massaging the tall beauty, at which point Derrick Pierce, cast as a home invader, takes over the massage after tying Tar to a chair, turning the segment into a dumb version of the Cuckold genre. Direction by Barrett Blade is so sloppy that the contrived role-play gimmick is never believable. Nor is the premise that Ryan doesn't figure out what's happening until late in the scene, which ends with a stupid twist of Tar, up till then a NonSex performer, jerking off with a money shot on Jessica's belly after her sex scene with Derrick is over.

This material, after its web debut, was issued by Fantasy Massage on the DVD "Honey, It Started with a Footjob" in 2017 and then reissued in 2020 on DVD "An Unforgettable Massage", just a few months before appearing once more on "Work Your Hands". Enough is enough.

Another segment, titled "Fucking for a Fixing", was issued on "Fix Me Up" in 2018. It's a clumsy threesome in which little Cali Carter, classified as petite at 5'1" in height but with big boobs, complains and complains to landlord Eric Masterson and her contractor Derrick Pierce (back again after starring in the previous vignette) about poor work done on her apartment, which she's turning into a massage salon.

They hand her a ton of obvious bull regarding the work that's not been done, until Eric lays down the law, pointing out that she's not acting legally with her home business plan, leading to the inevitable sexual threesome where a free massage goes XXX.

Final segment is co-directed by producer Bree, with nothing to be proud of. It's a 100% POV-camera scene, which runs that gimmick into the ground as masseur Chad White, basically a disembodied cock (plus his hands giving rubdowns in the wide-angle lens frame), is training interns Kimmy Granger and Alison Rey in the art of massage for boss Penny Pax. It culminates in a foursome, with the 3 gals all servicing Chad sexually at once.
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