Helluva Boss (TV Series)
Murder Family (2020)
Brandon Rogers: Blitzø
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Quotes
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Blitzo : [after Moxxie causes Blitz to miss his shot] What the fuck was that, Moxxie?
Moxxie : I'm sorry, they just seemed so wholesome and happy. I panicked!
Blitzo : Oh, who the fuck *is* innocent, Moxxie? From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off your mama's tits, get the fuck over yourself you baby dick prude!
Blitzo : [a shotgun round blasts through the side of the house, injuring Blitz's arm] AAUGH! A new hole! Scatter!
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Stolas : [Stolas talking to Blitz on the phone] Anywho, I've been thinking. You know I have been permitting you to access the mortal realm less than legally for some time now? But I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?
Stolas : Doesn't that sound... enticing?
Blitzo : Stop using your fancy-ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!
Stolas : Then let me keep it simple. Once a month on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of *PASSIONATE* fornication... aaaaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Does that sound fair, my little imp?
Blitzo : Fine, whatever!
Stolas : Oh, Blitz! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy BLEEP inside of my BLEEP and BLEEP your-
[Martha knocks Blitz's phone down, Stolas continues rambling in the background]