Barney Miller (TV Series)

Copy Cat (1977)

Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller

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• Angelo Dodi : [being arrested for robbery]  I just wanted some of the excitement and adventure they have on TV.

  Capt. Barney Miller : [simply]  Looks like you got it.

  Angelo Dodi : [somberly]  Yeah... yeah, I guess so.

• Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : We might be able to figure out this guy's next move by checking the TV Guide.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Nick already thought of that.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Find anything?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Only that Lucy is pregnant.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : That Charlie Brown's a real devil, huh?

• Roy Jenkins : Captain, I'd like to know why Mr. Durrell is in that cage. Alcoholism is a disease, not a crime.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Alcoholism, no; attempted robbery, yes.

  Roy Jenkins : Attempted robbery?

  Harold Durrell : I held up Cottleman's liquor store.

  Roy Jenkins : You needed to drink that badly?

  Harold Durrell : No, that's what I do for a living. It never came up at the

  [AA] 

  Harold Durrell : meetings.