Mon, Mar 17, 2003
Ashton Kutcher and his team set up practical jokes on various celebrities. Starting with Frankie Muniz when Ashton and his hidden camera crew trick Frankie into thinking that his car has been stolen. Next, Kutcher tricks Justin Timberlake into thinking that his entire house has been repossessed by the IRS. Lastly, Kutcher sends eight-year-old Ryan Pinkston to a red carpet event to randomly ask the latest celebrities the most sordid questions.
Mon, Mar 24, 2003
Ashton Kutcher and his crew trick Eliza Dushku into thinking she's getting arrested for shoplifting from a local retail store. Next, Mandy Moore is made to believe that she's helping a man restore his trailer home for MTV's Crib Crashers, and to have the trailer destroyed. Lastly, Clarance is tricked into thinking that he's set up to box with boxing champ Oscar De La Hoya.
Mon, Mar 31, 2003
Dax Shepard has a blast as shopper practicing the stark-naked 'European fitting ways' he supposedly adopted on an army base in Germany, to the distress of prudish Jessica Alba, who lured to to 'pick free cloths'. Tom Arnold supposedly entrusts his wayward son Ryan to a girl naive enough to believe she was engaged on the spot as Ashton's second personal assistant. Vintage cars amateur Wilmer Valderrama is tricked to believe his prize acquisition is grossly vandalized.
Mon, Apr 7, 2003
Ryan Pinkerton again strikes out on the red carpet to ask the most dumb and incredulous questions to celebrity passer-bys. Next, Justin Timberlake assists Ashton with the Punking of Kelly Osborne into thinking she's being set up by career consultants for her own reality show. Lastly, Ashton and his crew set up a group of locksmiths by swindling them of their keys.
Mon, Apr 14, 2003
Ashton's team trick Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson and Real World: Las Vegas performer, Trishelle, into entering a security detail outside a building to test their tempers. Next, Seth Green is led to gambling casino where Ashton and his crew stage what appears to be a police raid on an illegal casino. Lastly, Ashton's crew impersonate inept tattoo artists to a young couple seeking to get matching tattoos.
Mon, Apr 21, 2003
Ryan plays a fearless fan who is first unceremoniously abandoned by his father with Jessica Biel and her dinner date Eric Balfour, then 'convinces' daddy her alleged abuse (at least verbally) warrants judicial pursuit. 98 Degrees' Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson's husband, puts up a gentlemanly fight when beleaguered by her alleged distant Texan relatives, played by Dax and Ryan again, who apparently try to extort money under threat of squatting against the fancy neighborhood's home owners association rules.
Mon, Apr 28, 2003
A Punk'd team standing in for studio security submits Jackass star Wee Man to absurdly strict metal detector control, and even Jack Osbourne, who fell earlier for a similar scam, actually drops trou while abused for supposed 'attitude'. Stephen Dorff politely acknowledges a supposed super-fan from Philadelphia who keeps shouting his party drinks, only to be stuffed with the $8,000 bill, then just as gentlemanly leaves without paying the excess. Ashton's fictitious Nevada Department of racketeering and her partner (in cahoots), Carey Hart, set up Pink with fake papers 'proving' she deals in stolen motorbikes.
Mon, May 5, 2003
Rosario Dawson is Punk'd when she gets taken for a wild ride by the Punk'd crew in a limousine and gets involved in a hit-and-run. Next, Britney Spears joins Ashton in attempting to Punk'd Busta Rhymes, which turns into the Punk'd crew trying to 'Punk' Ashton, only to have the tables turned on them. Lastly, the Punk'd crew individually Punks NFL players Jerome Bettis, Jeff Garcia, and Rod Smith with a staged TV interview about their plays.
Sun, Oct 26, 2003
Hot tempered pop singer Missy Elliott gets Punk'd at a jewelery store when she's led to believe her dog tag necklaces have been misplaced. Hilary Duff gets Punk'd in a car while under the impression that she's in training to get her drivers license, only to have her student vehicle stolen. Last, Usher Raymond is led to believe that his younger brother James has been arrested for shoplifting from a swank clothing store.
Sun, Nov 2, 2003
Pamela Anderson's dumping ex Tommy Lee, whose drivers license expired, is the agreed target of a paparazzi-involving car accident set-up starring Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. However Ashton first arranges a similar accident to frighten choirboy Nick, who catches on very slowly. Teenage rapper Bow Wow is made to sign for a fortune in diamonds to be used at a photo-shoot. While his terrified attention is fully occupied by his co-star, a live tiger, a pricey necklace 'disappears', the bill is presented.
Sun, Nov 9, 2003
Super-fan B.J. supposedly won a dream-date with Mya, so he proudly brings her to his new home. She admires his shrine for her, but gets uneasy when he works up to a wedding proposal. Katie Holmes tries to stay calmly neutral when the director who receives her at home, McG, kisses several passing-by women and is accused of cheating with them on his fiancée, so both asks Katie for testimony. Ashton scolds rapper Tracy Morgan for 'driving' across the street just to show off his sports-car, so the team, including the parking valet, makes sure it gets loaded on a towing truck, the driver of which however makes lucrative suggestions.
Sun, Nov 16, 2003
Ashton ridicules the theatrical ecstasy of female shoppers like actress Lara Flynn Boyle, who is made to believe she can pick clothes to wear for free but squirms when presented a $25,000 bill. The unorthodox driver of the limousine ordered to bring Ashanti to the airport is topped by a supposed breakdown of his crummy vehicle, yet she stubbornly refuses nearly too long to accept a ride with a friendly, over-enthusiastic tour bus party. Ashrton rewards good sport Bow Wow with an opportunity to have fellow juvenile rapper Omarion Grandberry 'caught' at a Hollywood villa private by the owner, who keeps accusing him of liberties with his flirtatious daughter, while she invited the party.
Sun, Nov 23, 2003
Producer Joel Silber helps Ashton's team take over Gothika's red carpet movie premiere for Punk'd's Thanksgiving Special. 'Penelope Cruz' gets weird and humiliating questions from a fake reporter, mainly about hygiene. Co-star Halle Berry is even denied entry. Taye Diggs has an assignment in Africa, so the team fakes a strictly weird full medical in a gym 'for the insurance', culminating in a phobia of his, injections. Invited by 'Jonathan Tucker', 'Rachel Leigh Cook' can't stay quiet when her old, bumbling waiter is apparently abused and fired by 'restaurant owner' B.J..
Sun, Nov 30, 2003
Band drummer Travis Barker's girlfriend pretend a waiter is her ex, still desirable and hostile towards his 'rival'. Ashton scolds 'Jamie Pressly''s empty title as head of a fashion label and exposes her managerial nullity when a 'customs team' confronts her in the factory, which seems like a third world sweetshop. 'Wimmer Valderrama' doesn't even bother to seek a line when targeted once more, now by fake reporters interviewing various foreign celebrities with translation complications.
Sun, Dec 7, 2003
Trusting his manager blindly, BMX cycling champion Dave Mirra barely puts up any defense when slashed with fraud charges by Ashton's fake tax team on account of his sponsored team's bicycles. Dog lover Amber Tamblyn is set up, being entrusted with a pooch only to ave it 'dognapped'. The rented stretch BMW rappers Andre Benjamin 3000 and Big Boi, alias Outkast, flaunt is supposedly crashed into a store window, so they can be slapped with huge bills for various uninsured damages.
Sun, Dec 14, 2003
In this second season closer and Christmas tribute episode, Lindsay Lohan is Punk'd when she's taken for an unusual ride by a kooky limo driver who claims to want to get to a hospital to be by his wife's side. Next, Beyoncé Knowles is Punk'd when she's invited to a charity Christmas fund raiser for needy children, and is then tricked into thinking that she's knocked down the large Christmas tree. Last, Ashton tries to Punk pro-wrestler Bill Goldberg by having his motorcycle run over (but not very well) by a crazy truck driver.