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2/10
Believe it or not, this is the Polonia's best
Dirkmaster21 March 2005
If you only watch mainstream movies, you will think that this movie stinks to high heaven. If you love b-movies, then you might get a few moments enjoyment out of this flick. The song at the end may be the funniest ever.

The problem is that its SOOO derivative from Blair Witch, that it really takes away from the few good points the film has. One hour in, and its still crawling along.

The acting is better than the Polonias brothers usual fare, (which I will admit is damning with faint praise). The camera work isn't hideous. It ain't great, but it is a step above their usual efforts. Its probably the about the best you could do for about $20000.

Of course, I wouldn't go so far as to say that its good...
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2/10
Even the best Polonia brothers film is still crap
movieman_kev15 November 2008
The Polonia twins are not only Among Us, they continue to unleash mind-blowing crap like this two (sometimes 3) per year. Sometimes with budgets soaring up to tens of dollars. Having suffered (barely) through mind-numbing utter crap like "Holla if I Kill You", "House That Screamed", it's sequel, AND Hellspawn (yes I know i'm masochistic), I came into this 'film' expecting the worst. And i'm happy (happy being used quite loosely indeed) to inform you that those particular expectations were met quite nicely. From the dreadful opening replete with endless minutes of fart noise to the endless shower sequences that features absolutely NO nudity. From the faux trailer and music videos to the horrendous sound (music overwhelms the actors' speaking at times). As craptacularly bad this tale of a struggling B-grade film maker who meets a real Bigfoot after making a career out of making horror films about the fabled creature is, it's actually one of the better efforts from Polonia, if you can believe it. This is due, in no small part, because the writer of it ISN'T a Polonia (they just directed it) this time around. Even with a good half of the film, if not more, is filler. My Grade: D-
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2/10
BIGFOOT HOUSE PARTY
nogodnomasters10 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
"Among Us"is made by the Polonia brothers, Pennsylvania's answer to Ed Wood. The produce, write, direct and star in their own productions known for their sci-fi nature and bad props. This feature is a mocumentary of fictional Bigfoot movies. It is a clever idea that didn't live up to expectations.

The film has the jerky movement of a handheld camera. The acting and sound track is on par with what one would expect from a mid level corporation production.

No f-bombs, sex or nudity.
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1/10
Extremely bad films are Among Us....
tomc38 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I have witnessed some sub-par movies in my time, and Among Us was certainly scraping the bottom of a low barrel. I hesitate to call it the worst movie I've ever seen, though, as I have spent many a Friday Night in the video rental shops intentionally seeking the worst films I could find. This was definitely high on that list. I was left thinking, "There's eighty minutes of my life I'm never going to get back."

We are first treated to a collection of excerpts from other films the main character has supposedly produced, and are intended to illustrate just how awful a movie maker the main character is supposed to be. Frankly,I saw more potential in the roadside restroom sequence than I saw in the entire rest of the film. From there, the audience is subjected to interviews about the main character (I honestly don't remember any of the characters' names, another sign of the lack of any redeeming qualities this film has) and his "exploitive" film-making history, before finally getting to the actual movie.

The actual movie was cribbed from The Blair Witch Project, but lacking any of the better known film's good points. At best, the acting was wooden, leaving me unable to miss technical details, like the ticking projector sound whenever we got things from the film camera's perspective, yet the camera was soundless in any of the shots where we saw the cameraman using it. No sound equipment was present, yet we could hear people in those black and white scenes supposedly from the film camera (which I suspect costs more than twenty films of this caliber would cost to produce).

The Sasquatch, when it made its appearance, was good.... for a high school stage production. The chaos and panic sequences, again, reminiscent of Blair Witch, were too choreographed, and even panic was an emotion beyond the range of the "actors". All they were missing was a talking Great Dane and a psychedelic minibus.

Even amusing extras like the "Bigfoot Stole My Sixpack" music video were not enough to save this feature. (To be fair, though, I laughed so hard my face and stomach hurt watching it.)

I only gave this a one star rating because there is no zero.
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1/10
Garbage
kellyanderson657 December 2008
This script must have been the worst movie script that's ever been produced. The acting is even worse than the script. And the production values are even worse than the acting. That is how completely awful this movie is. I don't even consider it a movie, it's what you would expect to see if you gave a couple grade eight kids a video camera for a day. And by video camera I mean old style camcorder camera that uses VCR tapes. To anyone involved in this production I say please, please, for your families and for your own self respect and for the movie watching public, never ever make another movie again. This movie was so bad there aren't words to describe it.
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1/10
Another Stellar Polonia Brothers Production
tmccull5220 November 2019
Ah yes, those cinematic masterminds, the Polonia Brothers, present yet another Grade "Z" indie low budget tour de force. As bad as this movie is, it is leaps and bounds better than the immortal "Dinosaur Activity", another Polonia Brothers gem.

If you haven't seen "Dinosaur Activity", it is about four friends who go on a vacation in the Pennsylvania woods, and run afoul of a pack of carnivorous dinosaurs. Four middle-aged, out-of-shape white guys manage to outrun these "apex predators". The dinosaurs, when you get to see them, look like rubber bathtub toys... seriously. The special effects are that bad.

"Bigfoot Among Us" is actually better than "Dinosaur Activity". That's not to say that it's a good movie, in any way, shape or form. Comparing the two is like comparing dog feces to horse apples. They both stink, but one offers a little more substance than the other.
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1/10
Oh... my... god
caefaln4 July 2007
Watching this the only thing that kept running through my mind was "These are the best actors they could find?!?"

Honestly, the acting in this movie makes me nostalgic for watching an elementary school play. At least the kids there have the excuse that they're only seven.

I personally love B movies and have, over the years, seen thousands of them. This doesn't count as a B movie. It belongs further down the alphabet - much further. There were a couple of lines that were actually quite funny and witty - or at least they would have been had the delivery of the actors been anything but a badly acted monotone. As I said, I like bad movies but this thing I couldn't even watch in one sitting. If it were possible to give a film a negative score i would have, instead I had to settle for only giving it a one. If you're ever channel surfing late at night and get the chance to watch this I would recommend the test pattern instead.
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1/10
The worst ever.
the_slipster6 September 2010
I bought this DVD for 50 cents and felt like I was robbed. This was the most boring piece of trash I ever sat through. The actors(?) can't act, the directing was horrible and it looked like it was shot on a cheap camcorder. The sorry excuse for a storyline was infantile. My wife give up and left the room after 20 minutes. I watch the entire travesty in hopes that it may get better. It didn't. The only two good things about this DVD is the fact that it wasn't longer and that I can reuse the case for a decent movie. The Polonia should be banned from ever making any more films if this and the twin bill "Feeders" is all they have to offer. DO NOT WASTE YOU TIME OR MONEY ON THIS DRIVEL.
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10/10
the movie ever
scottramsay-218481 May 2022
This is most certainly a movie (among us) it has a cast, cinematography (?), a score (?), and other movie things. This movie is among us and red is incredibly sus throughout the entirety of this movie, i saw him kill and vent in cafeteria (:O) amogus was sus.
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10/10
Among Us, if only all b-movies were this good
JamesLisk31 October 2004
Terrified and huddled inside a small cabin, crypto zoologist Wayne Beaubier suddenly screams, "There's something in the window. There's something out there!" The terrifying climax of Among Us reads like the actual 1924 story of a group of loggers in Mount St. Helens, Washington, and is easily the most inventive, original, not to mention, researched, Bigfoot film I've ever had the pleasure of watching.

Among Us concerns an exploitation-film director named Billy D'Amato, played perfectly by Bob Dennis, who, after many years of making trashy Bigfoot/cannibal-alien movies, has a frightening run-in with an actual humanoid primate while scouting a movie location and finds himself re-evaluating the path his life has taken.

Energized by the encounter, D'Amato sets out to make a documentary about the real-life Bigfoot monster, but to do this he must re-connect with the various people he has exploited throughout his career, people who collaborated with D'Amato on his previous films but have came away feeling either used or mocked by his work. The first is Jennifer Dempsey, played by former Teen Angel star Hunter Austin, a former-friend that found her story of an encounter with Bigfoot turned into a trashy sexploitation feature. The other is a nerdy crypto zoologist, played by Jon McBride (in his most over-the-top performance to date) whose expertise in the field of zoology was exploited by D'Amato for his various creature features. Along for the ride is Billy's long-time cinematographer Ray Steele, played by a near pokerfaced John Polonia, who, to some extent, seems to represent the audience and is strangely one of the characters I felt most connected to throughout the film. Reluctantly, all agree to follow D'Amato one more time, sensing that he genuinely wants to set things right.

After trudging along in the first half, Among Us really picks up steam in the second as the group heads off into the deep woods, to the small isolated cabin where D'Amato had his eerie encounter with the monster. Utilizing the derelict lodge as a base of operations for which to shoot from, the group treks into the surrounding woods looking for anything that might hint at the existence of the ominous creature, with Wayne offering his own particular direct to camera addresses throughout. Interestingly, things take a turn for the weird as the group starts hearing and seeing things in the forest, things that can't be so easily dismissed as something natural.

Like a train collecting momentum, the film creeps towards a terrifying conclusion, as the strange growling noises in the night, the peculiar scratch marks on a nearby tree, and the odd rock formation out beside the cabin, all hint that they might be the ones being examined, and not the other way around.

Working off an intelligent, witty screenplay by John Oak Dalton, Among Us is undoubtedly Jon McBride and the Polonia brothers paramount film to date. Dalton's multi-layered script manages to not only pay homage to the various low-budget Sunn Classic documentaries, which inspired it, but it also, in a clever way, plays as a direct tribute to the life-work of the filmmakers involved in the production and the genre for which they've made a career. Billy D'Amato is clearly inspired by the three directors listed in the main credits, and D'Amato's Space Cannibals, is obviously a nod to such films as Feeders and Cannibal Campout. The factual details behind the reality of the Bigfoot creature, discussed throughout the film, points to a great deal of research by writer Dalton and helps set this apart from many other monster-in-the-woods features. The ending sequence, mentioned earlier, seems lifted almost forthright from actual Bigfoot lore.

Much has been said about the acting in the film, especially Jon McBride's wildly over-the-top performance as Wayne Beaubier, and the fact that it might have taken from away from the picture. I feel the opposite. I think it's one of the strengths of the picture, rather than a weakness, as it provides some genuine energy to the production that might have been lacking if he had played it straight. Hunter Austin, John Polonia and Bob Dennis were also very good in the their roles. I have to admit, Bob Dennis is really great here, offering up a fine performance as a guy trying to do the right thing, for a change. I enjoyed seeing his transition from slime ball to someone willing to sacrifice himself for his friends. His blossoming love for Jennifer was also a real plus, adding another element to the picture.

Among Us is a perfect example of what can be done with a whole lot of passion and not a lot of money, and I highly highly highly recommend it. I think the Polonia brothers and McBride might have actually set the bar with Among Us. It'll be fun to see if they can top themselves in the future.
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10/10
Bug in the movie Flag me away
estaniadorales19 May 2024
I'm sneaky and sly, with a keen eye to spy, In a realm where stories and actors do fly.

I judge without mercy, my pen's mighty sword, In the world of the screen, I am adored.

Yet amidst the crew, I play a dual role, A critic in hiding, with a secretive goal.

In this game of deceit, who can you trust?

Unmask me, dear friend, if you're ever fussed.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

In shadows I lurk, my words like a storm, In this realm of glamour, I take on a form.

I dissect the plots, the acting, the scenes, But behind the facade, I'm not what I seem.

I blend with the crowd, a chameleon's guise, But my critiques can cut like a sharpened disguise.

In this world of illusion, where truth is a must, Guess my identity, unravel the trust.

Who am I in this cinematic fuss, A silent saboteur among us?

Hiding in plain sight, behind the silver screen, A movie critic, both real and unseen.

Flag{@NahamSecJohnHammond}
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10/10
sussy impostor made my cream
halldorandresson2 January 2023
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In conclusion, made me cream.
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