I do not know how or why, but Ollie is the hottest male I have ever laid my eyes upon. His face, his eyes, his body, his thighs, his lips, the way he talks, the way he walks, the way he fights with Zowie, the way he dances during the theme song, his eyes... I could go on forever. I knew, from the moment I saw this on tv, Ollie would be mine. Ever since that moment I laid my undeserving eyeballs on his gorgeous figure, I was obsessed. I drew pictures of him every day, his glorious body forever engraved into the fibers of the paper. I created my own scenarios about him, his soft lips caressing my body. I even made a shrine of him, in the corner of my room, just to feel closer to him. This show, my beloved friends, is truly a work of art.
Review of Rolie Polie Olie
