Animal Instincts (1992 Video)
1/10
I have no idea that these 10 ratings watched, but it wasn't Animal Instincts
12 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
The plot had more holes than Swiss Cheese and the dialog could have been better written by a two year old. And the cheesy sex scenes were amateurish at best with the only redeeming factor being that Shannon Whirry is an attractive woman.

As for the acting prowess of these washed-up has-been's, I would place them at a minus 10 plus some. Zero chemistry and non-plausible situations. Such as having sex in a strip club on the pool table where the vice squad would surely cite the establishment. "They have private booths for such dalliance"

Plus where did they find these extras that were supposed to be strippers??? Because I have been in a few strip clubs and what these women had to offer would have caused the club to go bankrupt due to zero customers.

Now back to this pitiful excuse for soft porn entertainment, and as I stated earlier, the plot was weaker than 2% milk. And what really got me from the start of the flix. Was when Maxwell Caulfield was called to work as Shannon Whirry was trying to get busy. He was putting on a hidden holster as if he worked undercover, yet he was a regular patrol officer who wouldn't even wear that piece of equipment. Another gapping hole would have been when his partner who lied about being a doctor didn't know where he lived or what his wife would have looked like.

Just too juvenile for words, and juveniles would have been a better target audience for this obnoxious drivel.

If you're in it for lousy sex scenes and a naked yet attractive Shannon Whirry, go for it, but don't expect anything other than that.
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