2/10
Rebel Moo: Child of a trash Fire
30 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Rebel Moon: Child of a trash fire, is literally hilariously bad. Like, all written by AI, bad. Full of potholes, dumb fighting, cheesiest of dialogue, unfathomable stereotypes and outright idiots that all contradict the world building. All action scenes are in slowmo, but that only reveals how bad they all are.

The production design is literal what they found on the cuttingroom floor from the past 20 years. From WW2 films, to 300, to StarWars prequels, to StarWars sequels, to Warhammer 40k, to Wanted, to X-men Wolverine, to even Battlefield Earth.

I outright laughed when we jumpcut to space nazis blowing up a whole planet with only 1 single battleship and 2 hillbilies in black armor. You would think in 10 000 years a civilization would have a space battleship or two for their own protection. Against an empire that can't afford more than 5 scorpion trap robots and put their giant gunship controls into the AA cannon.

Everyone should have a point when all drama was lost and it becomes an over-the-top unselfaware comedy.
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