Absurd movie. Only people as obtuse as the Pablo wannabe would enjoy it.
This boasts an absurd premise and Spanish speaking actors who can't speak Spanish without an American accent, let alone a Colombian accent. I'm looking at you Diablo, but this applies to every other actor who wasn't an extra.
Geographically inaccurate. The only near by town with a large body of water is a lake. Please explain how you got a shark there.
While we're at it: a hotel in the Comuna 13? Really???
The car under the semi scene, must have been the tallest semi, prime for rolling over in the tight hairpin turns of the roads between the mayor cities of Colombia, paired with lowest car in the history of the country: prime for getting stuck in potholes or at the foot of the myriad of hills within the city.
Need I go on? I always finish a movie, but my time is far too valuable for this one. I just couldn't.
This boasts an absurd premise and Spanish speaking actors who can't speak Spanish without an American accent, let alone a Colombian accent. I'm looking at you Diablo, but this applies to every other actor who wasn't an extra.
Geographically inaccurate. The only near by town with a large body of water is a lake. Please explain how you got a shark there.
While we're at it: a hotel in the Comuna 13? Really???
The car under the semi scene, must have been the tallest semi, prime for rolling over in the tight hairpin turns of the roads between the mayor cities of Colombia, paired with lowest car in the history of the country: prime for getting stuck in potholes or at the foot of the myriad of hills within the city.
Need I go on? I always finish a movie, but my time is far too valuable for this one. I just couldn't.