Another Full Moon movie with an inspired title that's a real yawner. I saw "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" with Elizabeth Kaitan and Brinke Stevens, I'm thinking, campy sci-fi loaded with naked ladies. Boy was I wrong. There is hardly any nudity in this very short 74-minute movie (with extra padded and slow rolling credits). There's barely any evidence they're slave girls! The acting is beyond awful, and the special effects are limited to someone using a magic marker on the film. There are no "characters" in this movie. Everybody speaks in the exact same manner: Stilted. I am positive writer/director Ken Dixon made sure every actor on the set remained 100% dedicated to his ridiculous script. Also, I sound like a broken record. All these Full Moon "classics" that are "remastered" remain some of the worst looking Blu-rays I've seen. I mean, it's obvious no effort is put into them. For the record, I like plenty of FM's movies. This ain't one of them.
