Review of Troll

Troll (2022)
1/10
Glorified torture murder
10 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
1. Annoy someone by throwing sand and rocks at someone 2. Ring bells in ears to annoy 3. When they get mad, blame them 4. Dig up a dead relative (+ points if it's a child) 5. Taunt with the dead persons head 6. Lead to trap 7. Set victim ablaze 8. Pour water on them 9. Tell them that they are free 10. Set them ablaze again Those 10 easy steps will help you torture like a real CIA agent.

But on a serious note the plot is really messed up, they wake up as troll (his whole bloodline was murdered by humans) and then just taunt the poor troll to his slow and painful death.

This movie makes me feel good about nuking the town of Megaton in Fallout 3. If the troll was a human the movie would be banned in 92 countries for being too brutal.
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