The Troll, the mighty Norwegian Army fightingt it, the researcher, the father, the captain - yeah, I can get all the cliches and live with them. What I cannot tolerate is lousy writing and cringe worthy dialogue. Which is sadly aplenty. Norse people know their way around interesting movies which begs the question: WHO THE F wrote this trite? Moronic exchanges, nonsense drivel, ridiculous reactions (they can see the Troll figure on their screens, yet they still say it cannot be the Troll their grandma told them about). Paper thin characters you don't give a s** about, this I cannot tolerate. Making me watch this manure and waste my precious time - this I cannot accept either. So if you appreciate your time, pick your viewings and don't take stuff at their face value - skip this unless Trolls are your absolute thing.
