Review of Stickman

Stickman (2017 TV Movie)
3/10
Laughable. Good monster effects though
13 October 2022
This movie is weirdly paced and the writing is not good. The "creepy poem" is really bad and they read it too many times, like 3 or 4 in the first five minutes. Mean girl characters are obnoxiously mean girl characters. Fails only slightly less than the bye bye man in making a stupid named villain scary. I actually laughed every time they said his name and acted like it was ominous. It's just messy writing, painfully so. For example we go to a foster home for troubled girls and in not even two minutes they have to hamfistedly tell the audience what each girl is there for. Example: "she's such a dark web freak, trying to burn the whole system down, well at least I didn't burn my own house down" so hokey. And if this poem is so dangerous why the hell has she been carrying it around for a decade. Characters are two dimensional. One is the angry tough girl, one is the paranoid smart girl.

But the monster looks great! It doesn't look like a ps2 game monster and they do a good job not showing it in broad view. And the movie is well shot it looks very good. We'll edited too.

Not enough to make up for dumb characters and a dumb premise that has been done by a billion other movies.

Can't stress enough how stupid the poem thing is. It's so dumb.
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