The Bitch (1979)
4/10
I can't even write the name of this movie
6 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Jackie Collins gave her sister Joan the film rights to both The Stud and The B**** for free so that they could become movies. Both were co-produced by the sisters' husbands at the time (Oscar Lerman was married to Jackie and Ron Kass was married to Joan). Both were huge successes and brought Collins' acting career back; when Aaron Spelling saw these movies, he knew she'd be perfect in the role of Alexis Carrington in Dynasty.

Directed and written by Gerry O'Hara (Fanny Hill, The Mummy Lives) takes place after The Stud - which Collins watches on an airplane in a meta moment - and finds Fontaine Khaled (Collins) divorced but still living that disco diva life. Yet her club Hobo is now struggling. But all that she can think about is Nico Cantafora (Michael Coby), a gambler who owes the mob big money and is using her, first to smuggle a stolen diamond. When she finds out, she's upset, but soon lets him back in her bed.

This entire film is about her trying to save Nico from his debts and save her club, but at the end, it turns out that crime lord Thrush Feathers (Ian Hendry) now owns Hobo. This was to set up a third book and film that never came.

You know what I liked? John Ratzenberger showing up as a disco swinger.

The soundtrack, put out on Warwick Records, is pretty great. There's the title track by Olympic Runners is solid, plus there's Blondie's "Denis," The Gibson Brothers song "Cuba," Quantum Jump's "The Lone Ranger" and Leo Sayer's "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing."
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