8/10
Chuck Norris' best movie. It's awesome.
28 February 2022
Legendary movie hard man Chuck Norris is J. J. McQuade, a former marine and tough as nails Texas Ranger. He's so manly it almost comes across as parody.

He has an epic beard and hairy chest, he drinks beer all the time, his home is a mess and covered in guns and empty beer cans, he can spin kick a dude's head off while wearing jeans, he bangs a hot girl and he's a perfect shot when firing any kind of gun he gets his hands on.

McQuade is tasked with taking down an evil arms dealer played by David Carradine and his men are really bad guys who kill indiscriminately. After Carradine kidnaps McQuade's daughter, things get personal.

The movie is pretty much non stop action, it's relentless. The story is fine and easy to follow but the real focus is on the mayhem. Also the soundtrack sounds like it's come straight from a 1960's western.

The moment i knew this movie was for me was the scene where McQuade is buried underground in his truck. He wakes up, pours a beer over his head and rises from the grave like a redneck Lazarus!
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