5 Flights Up (2014)
1/10
The Dialogue is Painfully Fake
24 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was TERRIBLE!!! If I was Richard Loncraine I would never make a movie ever again. The scene I have to talk about is when they are arguing in the street after leaving the vets office and she wants to save the dog. Any old couple like them probably would've owned a few dogs in their lifetime by now. I don't buy that people who have been together THAT long would not be on the same page about something like this. They are arguing like newlyweds or strangers honestly. The characters don't seem to know each other at all but Richard Loncraine tries to make it seem like they do by having them blurt out random lines like "honey did ya take your pill yet?" in the weirdest moments. This movie is so nonorganic. It's painful. It makes me feel like Richard Loncraine is not an actual human and he's an alien and this is his take on a "human relationship". Richard Loncraine I wish you would see my review so badly because you need this feedback desperately. I'm scared that you were just able to make this entire movie and no one said "Hey Richard, this isn't good" The whole process of filming the movie no one was real or honest with you. You have bad employees and fake friends. Everyone who watched this movie, including myself, lost actual brain cells. Making this movie felt like a crime against humanity.
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