1/10
Gives cheap,shoddy laughable movies a bad name.
3 January 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Nobody you ever heard of is in it.Those desperate enough to risk having it on their C.V. spend most of their time shouting their lines so loudly that the sound of the eponymous earthquake fades into insignificance. Five odious teenagers on a trip to the countryside around Los Angeles apparently to smoke dope and have sex in one or several combinations are winnowed down to the two least objectionable. The parents of one of these children set off to find her. The father works for a fracking company deemed responsible for the earthquake so the movie can claim some cred in Green circles which is negated when fracking technology is used to stop the quake. Confused?Don't be - it isn't worth it. The car driven by the teenagers turns from a SUV to a sedan and back again.Confused...see above. Half the buildings in Los Angeles appear to be on fire whilst people stroll about nonchalantly.Confused?What can I say? The special effects were apparently done by an eight - year -old on her Apple. Everybody was relieved when it ended somewhat abruptly and we could all go home. Best performance was from a setter who was able to dump on command thus showing the lost kids which way was North. You learn something every day. This dog looked remarkably like "Roger",the setter in "Jesse Stone". He was rather rudely left out of the credits.Perhaps he cares about his C.V. If it was him,his name is "Joe"and he was the cleverest member of the cast.
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