oscaralbert Review of Kevin Hart: What Now?

Kevin Hart: What Now? (2016)

This movie tries to settle the question, "Who's funnier . . . "

[6/10 · 19 October 2016]

" . . . Kevin Hart or Donald Trump?" KEVIN HART: WHAT NOW? is filmed in Philadelphia, site of Hillary's selection as Trump's rival. Don "Falcon" Cheadle is Hart's rival here, as Hart presents himself as "Secret Agent 0054" ," a James Bond Wannabe. Though Hart's diminutive size certainly qualifies him for membership in the Lollipop Guild, Trump's Teenie Tiny hands (which are dwarfed by Kevin's) are far funnier. Trump's delusion of becoming the American Game Show Host-in-Chief also is more hilarious than Hart fancying himself as Bond. Though both Hart and Trump make liberal use of the "P-word," the latter does go on record dropping more "N-bombs." However, Trump's potential access to ACTUAL Nuclear Bombs wipes out Hart's N-Word edge here. Hart tries to up the ante with his hypothetical directive to the imaginary shark to "Clean your plate!" after he pushes his unlucky De-Armed and De-Legged girlfriend BACK into the sea, but Trump's Real Life crass replacement of his original Baby Mom with a smuggled-in foreign porn star to become Our First Lady trump's Kevin's made-up scenario as a far greater hoot! Therefore, as the A-Number-One biggest U.S. joke of a loser, America votes "Trump!" hands down.