Mojave Moon (1996)
1/10
This movie is horrible, bad, terrible, junk.
27 October 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Im not really sure how this stuff gets written and made into movies. None of the situations are at all realistic (cars not starting and then starting without any explanation etc), none of the characters make any sense. None of the choices they make has any sense behind them (they seem to be governed by internal magic 8-balls), none of the consequences make any sense (characters getting locked in a shed that Hellen Keller and Stephen Hawking could escape from). At every turn there is a completely unrealistic coincidence of some sort (characters just randomly finding each other in LA, one of the largest cities in the world), that of course makes no sense.

The acting is as horrible as the writing. Was Anne Archer trying to channel a stoned Marylyn Monroe? Jolie looked like she would rather be kissing freshly dug up corpses than interacting with anybody in the movie. BTW, she is not attractive at all...she looks like a stick figure somebody tried to inflate with a tire pump but only got to her lips and boobs (her boobs BTW are the only thing that makes this movie at all interesting, but just barely so), her ass looks like it hasn't graduated Jr High yet and her frame looks like it is carrying about 5 lbs of muscle.

Horrible horrible movie.
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