Triassic Attack (2010 TV Movie)
5/10
Poor
3 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
We have some unwanted property development impending near where we live. Sadly, we don't have any native American medicine men who can summon up - wait for it - magic dinosaur skeletons. Yes, that's what we have in this entry in SyFy's increasingly rubbish made for TV critter movies (increasingly? No, they've been rubbish all the time). The only reason to see a trite, hackneyed, predictable piece of tosh like this is the critters, and they are so lame that it negates the point of seeing the film in the first place. I have trouble seeing how a pterodactyl comprising only bones can fly. Ah, magic. Yes, of course.

When I said "lame", I may have omitted to say that the dinosaur skeletons don't convince visually, particularly as they are startlingly badly composited into the background plates.

Another SyFy channel winnah!
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